RomanticViolence
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I shit my pants earlier.
I think I?m getting stomach flu.
My boyfriend has it. I thought
I would be a good girlfriend by taking care of him. I gave him lots of water, flashed my boobs and put on Forest Gump because retards have healing
powers (I?m being totally fucking serious about this.)
And? after using caution I still got sick. Fuck.
That is all.
Have you ever noticed how crayons are a lot like M&M's? All the colors tend to taste the same.
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tireironsaint
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Did you take the follow up action we discussed?
Veritas odium parit
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XHonusWagnerX
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Boobs huh?
I think I might be getting a cold... cough cough cough... sneeze!
| Quote: | Originally posted by REV.PAULIE
HONUS-as much as i can't stand a great deal of what you really like (for my own reasons that i would never hold,nor impose,against you),YOU FUCKING
RULE!
YOU,HONUS,IS WHAT MAKES THE "EDGE" COOL.
YOUR FRIEND,
PAULIE |
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GabeTexasGAMC
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dude.
beewbs can heal anything!
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JawnDiablo
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I just shat, and it burned.
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beaner
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yeah it went through my family like wildfire over the weekend. kids were puking, then i shit my pants also. great eh?
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upyerbum
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Nothing to add, but I haven't missed a pants-shitting thread to date. No new stories to add
(not regrettably). Hope you're feeling better. Buckley's kills everything.
Well, its this place where nobody works, and the pigs don\'t give you any shit. Everyone smokes weed and gets drunk all day. Its a place where
cunts like me and you can truly take it easy and relax. Know what I mean?
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Discipline
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| Quote: | Originally posted by GabeTexasGAMC
dude.
beewbs can heal anything! |
Damn skippy.
‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
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Siczine.com
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This goes for everyone...lets say you shit your favorite pair of pants. Would you try to salvage them or throw them out?
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Discipline
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Would depend on how bad a shit it was.
‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
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Siczine.com
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good point,...let's say a mild squirt (does a number on the undies but it isn't fucking your shoes).
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Discipline
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In that case, I'd wash them. If there's no stain it's all good. I can't afford to throw away clothes without a damn good reason.
‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
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tireironsaint
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Yeah, hose 'em out in the tub then wash 'em. If there's no evidence, it never happened. I'm sure as fuck not gonna run around in pants with a
mysterious ass-stain, but I can't afford new pants along with unpaid time off from work for being sick.
Veritas odium parit
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godabandonedme
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Reading this thread I laughed juice out of my nose.
\"Leave the gun....take the canolis.\"
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Siczine.com
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It's official. No stain, they're still good.
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RomanticViolence
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| Quote: | Originally posted by tireironsaint
Yeah, hose 'em out in the tub then wash 'em. If there's no evidence, it never happened. I'm sure as fuck not gonna run around in pants with a
mysterious ass-stain, but I can't afford new pants along with unpaid time off from work for being sick. |
Agreed. Hose them off first and then put them in the washer. You don't want to clean your clothes in a washer full of Diarrhea soup.
Keep the pants. Throw the underwear away if there that bad though.
Have you ever noticed how crayons are a lot like M&M's? All the colors tend to taste the same.
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Voodoobillyman
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Keep the pants, there is a wonderful market for stain removers these days and I have had a few doozie pant shitting scenarios myself. Never had to
lose the clothes, the underdrawers are ruined no matter what, you just can't look at them the same way ever again.
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crazyfists28
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i like the term diarrhea soup
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