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a conversation i just had with my daughter
First, you should know that I don't play most of 'my' music around my kids. The most aggressive stuff they've heard is like DKM or Foo Fighters.
So anyway, I'm up early this morning working and listening to Starkweather's Croatoan. My three year old wakes up, comes into my office and says...
"Good morning, Daddy! That music is not Laurie Berkner!"
- "No, sweetie, that's Uncle Rennie's band."
"That sounds different. What's that song about?"
- "You can ask Uncle Rennie next time you see him."
"He has to sing in the livingroom. I want to play instruments for Uncle Rennie so he can sing Jazz music."
If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work.
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upyerbum
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Make damn sure there is a camera present.
Well, its this place where nobody works, and the pigs don\'t give you any shit. Everyone smokes weed and gets drunk all day. Its a place where
cunts like me and you can truly take it easy and relax. Know what I mean?
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i nearly fell outta my chair when she said, "that sounds different."
THAT'S an understantement.
the look on her face when she said it was awesome. she was genuinely confused by what she heard.
If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work.
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Awesome!
Have you ever noticed how crayons are a lot like M&M's? All the colors tend to taste the same.
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duane, do you find laurie attractive?
cuz i kinda do
you come at the king....you best not miss
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...Thats where it all begins
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| Quote: | Originally posted by MrBadVibes
duane, do you find laurie attractive?
cuz i kinda do |
^^^^^^^ I'm with you bro. She is kinda hot.
Each aspect of the soul has it's own part to play, but the ideal is harmonious agreement with reason and control.
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| Quote: | Originally posted by clevohardcore
| Quote: | Originally posted by MrBadVibes
duane, do you find laurie attractive?
cuz i kinda do |
^^^^^^^ I'm with you bro. She is kinda hot. |
i like the way she dances
is it wrong to be thinking bad things about her while my kids are watching her singing along?
you come at the king....you best not miss
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I don't know but for a while I was thinking Luna from the big comfy couch was hot when she did her stretches. But her outfit does nothing for her
figure. 
http://www.bigcomfycouch.us/
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| Quote: | Originally posted by clevohardcore
I don't know but for a while I was thinking Luna from the big comfy couch was hot when she did her stretches. But her outfit does nothing for her
figure. 
http://www.bigcomfycouch.us/ |
oh yeah!
when she did the clock thing
nice!
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| Quote: | Originally posted by MrBadVibes
| Quote: | Originally posted by clevohardcore
| Quote: | Originally posted by MrBadVibes
duane, do you find laurie attractive?
cuz i kinda do |
^^^^^^^ I'm with you bro. She is kinda hot. |
i like the way she dances
is it wrong to be thinking bad things about her while my kids are watching her singing along? |
dude I thought I was the only one.....
I feel so bad about it too....
we all need professional help
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| Quote: | Originally posted by MrBadVibes
| Quote: | Originally posted by clevohardcore
I don't know but for a while I was thinking Luna from the big comfy couch was hot when she did her stretches. But her outfit does nothing for her
figure. 
http://www.bigcomfycouch.us/ |
oh yeah!
when she did the clock thing
nice! |
Wicked. I thought I was the only perv, how about "Bookgirl".
Well, its this place where nobody works, and the pigs don\'t give you any shit. Everyone smokes weed and gets drunk all day. Its a place where
cunts like me and you can truly take it easy and relax. Know what I mean?
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BDx13
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| Quote: | Originally posted by MrBadVibes
duane, do you find laurie attractive?
cuz i kinda do |
kinda. but not when they zoom in on her grill. just when she's dancing around in the primary colored outfits.
i don't know about this person from the couch - never seen that show.
my personal favorite is still the chick that lives with magenta on that one episode of blue's clues. i think we covered that once before.
If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work.
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yes we have talked about this subject before.....
too many hot chicks on kids shows....
maybe they do it for all the stay at home dads
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a friend of mine that works at Nick told me that's why Joe replaced Steve on the Blue's Clues cartoon... something a little more desirable for the
ladies.
If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work.
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both my kids agree
Steve is way cooler then joe
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| Quote: | Originally posted by BD
a friend of mine that works at Nick told me that's why Joe replaced Steve on the Blue's Clues cartoon... something a little more desirable for the
ladies. |
O SHIT! that is what a friend of ours wife had said. They had a birthday party for a child of theirs and while the kids played we drank a couple
beers. His wife coems out while we are discussing this very subject and she said "Joe is much hotter than Steve" All the men agreed that Steve is much
cooler.
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my wife thinks steve is cute
you come at the king....you best not miss
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Great convo. Hilarious how this turned from the conversation with BD's daughter to how hot kid's show ladies are! Haha.
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We are all guys on here with a couple kick ass girls. So its all good. We are the LEAGUE OF TRUTHFUL COMMENTARY!
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BDx13
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i prefer steve.
my wife does as well.
If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work.
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Ha, I remember the last time we had this conversation. I still have a place in my head reserved for the hotness of some guest singer woman who was on
one episode of The Wiggles that we used to have on tape for my daughter when she was little. I think I spent a couple afternoons trying to track down
the name of that woman so I could find some more pictures of her, but I never figured out who she was.
Veritas odium parit
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