Discipline
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Dump
Just took a giant one. It was one for the record books.
Good times.
‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
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JawnDiablo
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i try to have a huge one after my coffee each morning.
i have to do it before i leave for work.
this place is a pain to poop in.
too many people and one bathroom.
always a turd burglar rattling the handle when i am trying to lay cable....
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moron
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| Quote: | Originally posted by juandiablo
always a turd burglar rattling the handle when i am trying to lay cable.... |
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
I almost spit my tea out of my nose on that one!!!
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moron
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and Ive had a few exciting experiences in "shitting at work"
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Barnesey
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whoa!
you ever pile on such a dump that it goes above "sea level"? I've did it twice in one sitting.
Live Fast Die Young
Push It To The Limit \'Til The Coffin Calls
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JawnDiablo
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hell yeah!
daves famous barbeque empties my pipes something fierce
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upyerbum
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Discipline
Just took a giant one. It was one for the record books.
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Pictures, man, pictures. I was in the army with a dude who used to carry around a picture of this massive turd he pushed out, and he used to ask
chicks if they wanted to see a picture of his "baby". 
Well, its this place where nobody works, and the pigs don\'t give you any shit. Everyone smokes weed and gets drunk all day. Its a place where
cunts like me and you can truly take it easy and relax. Know what I mean?
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Discipline
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Barnesey
you ever pile on such a dump that it goes above "sea level"? I've did it twice in one sitting. |
On a few different occasions I've had it pile up until it touched my ass. Kind of disturbing.
‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
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upyerbum
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The worst is the gigantic fart that just sprays whole entire inside of the bowl and you're just praying that the flush will take care of it.
Well, its this place where nobody works, and the pigs don\'t give you any shit. Everyone smokes weed and gets drunk all day. Its a place where
cunts like me and you can truly take it easy and relax. Know what I mean?
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RomanticViolence
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This is great!
Have you ever noticed how crayons are a lot like M&M's? All the colors tend to taste the same.
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moron
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Discipline
| Quote: | Originally posted by Barnesey
you ever pile on such a dump that it goes above "sea level"? I've did it twice in one sitting. |
On a few different occasions I've had it pile up until it touched my ass. Kind of disturbing. |
It touched your ass???? DAMN! The toilet at work is small and has a low water level so Ive had my pile stick out over the water, but Ive never had
it touch my ass! That's impressive.
Now, the follow up question is......... how many flushes did that one take?
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morgan
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The only words of wisdom I can offer are stay far away from cream of jalapeno soup.
Support the arts, shoot a rapper.
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Discipline
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| Quote: | Originally posted by moron
| Quote: | Originally posted by Discipline
| Quote: | Originally posted by Barnesey
you ever pile on such a dump that it goes above "sea level"? I've did it twice in one sitting. |
On a few different occasions I've had it pile up until it touched my ass. Kind of disturbing. |
It touched your ass???? DAMN! The toilet at work is small and has a low water level so Ive had my pile stick out over the water, but Ive never had
it touch my ass! That's impressive.
Now, the follow up question is......... how many flushes did that one take? |
Three. Two fer all the shit, and one for the toilet paper.
‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
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MyOwnWay
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| Quote: | Originally posted by juandiablo
daves famous barbeque
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The night I signed My Turn To Win, I treated them to this restaurant. I havnt been back since but I do remember it going damn near right thru me, and
I had an hour and a half drive home. And if memory serves me correctly, it was worth every single bite.
I still have some of the hot bbq sauce they sold by the bottle. Some of the best damn bbq sauce I have ever tasted.
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