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[*] posted on 6-8-2007 at 03:38 PM
Today is a great day


Paris Hilton ordered back to jail

follow the link above to the superficial.
you GOTTA see the photos.

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Paris Hilton has been ordered back to jail in Lynwood and will serve out her 23 day sentence with a credit for the 5 days she's already served. Reporters say she was crying through the entire process, and when the judge gave his decision, she let out a huge cry and said, "This isn't right." She was then physically dragged out of the courtroom by a female deputy, in tears, screaming, "Mom, Mom, Mom."

Some witnesses say they saw a rainbow beaming directly into the courtroom. And others say they saw a giant man in the clouds with a white beard nodding his head approvingly. I just don't know who to believe anymore. It just all sounds so right.
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[*] posted on 6-8-2007 at 03:42 PM


I was just going to post this. It brings a smile to my grouchy face.:)



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[*] posted on 6-8-2007 at 04:02 PM


those pictures are wonderful!
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[*] posted on 6-8-2007 at 04:11 PM


Wouldn't be great to see the video of this happen in court.



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[*] posted on 6-8-2007 at 04:12 PM


I say she gets even moreself destructive when she gets out. Like ParisZilla. She will hold the world resposible.



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[*] posted on 6-8-2007 at 04:25 PM


Yes!
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[*] posted on 6-8-2007 at 04:29 PM


Fucking fantastic! I was pissed yesterday when I heard they let the bitch out. I think they should just reinstate hangings for a day and get her over with already.



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[*] posted on 6-8-2007 at 04:39 PM


What did she do to get sent back?



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[*] posted on 6-8-2007 at 04:41 PM


Nothing, the judge just upheld what he originally sentenced her to. The Hilton's must've paid off the Sheriff Dpt. and the judge said fuck outta here.



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[*] posted on 6-8-2007 at 04:42 PM


And it too made my day to see that bitch crying like the little whore she is.



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[*] posted on 6-8-2007 at 04:49 PM


The South Park Paris Hilton episode was just on last night too. What a coinkidink.
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[*] posted on 6-8-2007 at 05:11 PM


I'm glad they're sending her back just to put her whore of a motherr in her place. I still can't stand to see a woman cry, even if it is her.



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[*] posted on 6-8-2007 at 05:23 PM


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that is AWESOME.
i'd get that tattooed on me.





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I'm glad they're sending her back just to put her whore of a motherr in her place. I still can't stand to see a woman cry, even if it is her.


Fuck that, I would love to see Parish Hilton, Nicole Ritchie, Lindsay Lohan and all those other hollywood sluts line up on their knees balling their eyes out while they get their eyeballs caked with man glue.




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[*] posted on 6-8-2007 at 06:37 PM


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Fuck that, I would love to see Parish Hilton, Nicole Ritchie, Lindsay Lohan and all those other hollywood sluts line up on their knees balling their eyes out while they get heads smashed in.





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[*] posted on 6-8-2007 at 06:48 PM


That works too haha.



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[*] posted on 6-8-2007 at 07:46 PM


Awesome!



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[*] posted on 6-8-2007 at 10:30 PM


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that is AWESOME.
i'd get that tattooed on me.




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[*] posted on 6-8-2007 at 11:19 PM


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Fuck that, I would love to see Parish Hilton, Nicole Ritchie, Lindsay Lohan and all those other hollywood sluts line up on their knees balling their eyes out while they get heads smashed in.




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[*] posted on 6-9-2007 at 08:33 AM


ha fuckin ha!
her face looks all.......modulated
ha!
stupid cunt
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[*] posted on 6-9-2007 at 10:02 AM


Does anyone else see an echo of the French Revolutuion here? Maybe it all boils down to cupcakes.



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[*] posted on 6-9-2007 at 01:43 PM


Almost as good as when Martha Stewart handed out lemon squares to the press.



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