JawnDiablo
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it sucks when....
....you go and take the morning shit after drinking 3 cups of coffee and the fuckin toilet backs up and the only thing you didn't buy when you moved
in was a damn plunger!
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BDx13
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...and you gotta wake the woman with whom you just took up residence and say, "baby, best hold it till ya get to work today!" 
If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work.
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Dave
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haha wicked
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upyerbum
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The toilet here at work requires 2 or 3 flushes, but it doesn't drain until the waters about a half an inch from the lip, I've had some tense moments.
Well, its this place where nobody works, and the pigs don\'t give you any shit. Everyone smokes weed and gets drunk all day. Its a place where
cunts like me and you can truly take it easy and relax. Know what I mean?
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moron
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Ive clogged the toilet at work several times. It's always a test of nerves.
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jonnynewbreed
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I work in a bar and when we have private parties some people take the leftover ice and put it in the toilet to melt. It always pisses me off because
this is the bathroom that I use on a regular basis so i've decided somthing.
Next time I go in there and there is a bown heaped full of ice i'm going to take a 3 coiler ontop of it as a parting gift to the offending staff
member. It would melt perfectly into the ice and be a nice little surprise for whoever uses the can next.
I'll take photos for everyone and post them up here when I do.
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JawnDiablo
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| Quote: | Originally posted by jonnynewbreed
I work in a bar and when we have private parties some people take the leftover ice and put it in the toilet to melt. It always pisses me off because
this is the bathroom that I use on a regular basis so i've decided somthing.
Next time I go in there and there is a bown heaped full of ice i'm going to take a 3 coiler ontop of it as a parting gift to the offending staff
member. It would melt perfectly into the ice and be a nice little surprise for whoever uses the can next.
I'll take photos for everyone and post them up here when I do. |
a 3 coiler!
thats fuckin awesome!
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Siczine.com
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Man there is nothing worse than a clogged toilet with no plunger. It's the worst when someone in your own household doesnt tell you it's clogged and
you get a unwelcomed surprise.
Man, I'm not going to lie I'll throw my hand in the bowl before I let that shit ruin my bathroom floor.
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Discipline
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| Quote: | Originally posted by juandiablo
....you go and take the morning shit after drinking 3 cups of coffee and the fuckin toilet backs up and the only thing you didn't buy when you moved
in was a damn plunger! |
That happened to me too. My girlfriend dropped something in the toilet by accident (can't remember what it was but I remember it was plastic) and
didn't feel like pulling it out so she just flushed it. Why should she care, she didn't live here yet. So I took a giant shit without knowing this
and flushed it and it was plugged. Some buddies of mine were coming over to do some drinking so I told them to bring a plunger with them if the
planned on using the toilet at some point during the evening.
‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
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upyerbum
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Kid+popsicle stick+toilet=fuck
Well, its this place where nobody works, and the pigs don\'t give you any shit. Everyone smokes weed and gets drunk all day. Its a place where
cunts like me and you can truly take it easy and relax. Know what I mean?
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Murk
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| Quote: | Originally posted by juandiablo
a 3 coiler!
thats fuckin awesome! |
LOL.
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random
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Am I sharing too much if I say that too much coffee is likely to tear up my stomach and give me the liquid shits that don't clog the toilet? 
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Muttley
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My toilet was replaced two weeks ago and it works like a charm.... I've tried to beat the damn thing to death but it takes all my punishment. And
laughs at me.
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JawnDiablo
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i saw a $3000 toilet / biday combo on ebay ...it was fuckin amazing
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