Discipline
* DRUNKEN MONKEY *
Posts: 11900
Registered: 9-8-2004
Location: Over here
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Mood: The Alley Dukes
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You gotta read this
http://craigslist.org/about/best/nyc/333345372.html
‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
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Discipline
* DRUNKEN MONKEY *
Posts: 11900
Registered: 9-8-2004
Location: Over here
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Mood: The Alley Dukes
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Another one.
http://craigslist.org/about/best/aus/323013997.html
‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
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Murk
Posting Freak
Posts: 1243
Registered: 5-15-2005
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LOLOLOLOL!!!!! 
"ass jihad", "mississippi butt log"
i haven't laughed that hard sober in a long time.
i coulodn't even make it all the way through the second one.
funny shit.
i'm still laughing, wiping my eyes...
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upyerbum
Posting Freak
Posts: 3226
Registered: 10-14-2005
Location: Dartmouth, Nova Scotia
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Mood: Condemned 84
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Oh dear God, I'm still crying. That was brilliant.
Well, its this place where nobody works, and the pigs don\'t give you any shit. Everyone smokes weed and gets drunk all day. Its a place where
cunts like me and you can truly take it easy and relax. Know what I mean?
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JawnDiablo
Posting Freak
Posts: 12139
Registered: 4-21-2005
Location: 1902666
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splendid!
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Spoiler
Posting Freak
Posts: 1899
Registered: 4-23-2005
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Mood: All that scene philosophy never meant a goddamned thing to me
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thats some good shit stories right there
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BDx13
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there is some great stuff on craigslist.
If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work.
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DAK
Posting Freak
Posts: 3507
Registered: 5-13-2004
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Nice
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godabandonedme
Senior Member
Posts: 758
Registered: 2-1-2005
Location: Philadelphia
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Mood: Darkbuster
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Thank you, just made a shitty week even shittier (but better  )
\"Leave the gun....take the canolis.\"
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Muttley
Senior Member
Posts: 540
Registered: 2-3-2007
Location: The Bronx
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Mood: OVERKILL
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The tears are still running down my face from laughing so fucking hard. Wow.
"I cover my mouth and nose with my shirt and the black spots dissapear from my vision."
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DeathByForce
Senior Member
Posts: 827
Registered: 3-24-2005
Location: City of Champions
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Mood: H2O
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ahahahaha ANAL TERRORIST! Brilliant!
\"rap isn\'t music\" - mozart
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XnMeX
Posting Freak
Posts: 3839
Registered: 4-11-2004
Location: Dirty Dover, NH
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"It sounds like you are pouring a gallon of strawberry shake with whole strawberries in it into the shitter."
If that doesn't get you a visual / audio mental picture, I don't know what does.
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