MyOwnWay
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Let the women know!
MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY
AS YOU MAY ALREADY KNOW, IT IS A SIN FOR A TALIBAN OR AL QUAEDA MALE TO SEE ANY WOMAN, OTHER THAN HIS WIFE, NAKED AND THAT HE MUST COMMIT SUICIDE IF
HE DOES.
SO THIS SATURDAY AT 4 P.M. EASTERN TIME ALL AMERICAN WOMEN ARE ASKED TO WALK OUT OF THEIR HOUSES COMPLETELY NAKED TO HELP WEED OUT ANY NEIGHBORHOOD
TERRORISTS. CIRCLING YOUR BLOCK FOR ONE HOUR IS RECOMMENDED FOR THIS ANTI-TERRORIST EFFORT.
ALL MEN ARE TO POSITION THEMSELVES IN LAWN CHAIRS IN FRONT OF THEIR HOUSE TO PROVE THEY ARE NOT TALIBAN OR AL QUAEDA, AND TO DEMONSTRATE THAT THEY
THINK IT'S OKAY TO SEE NUDE WOMEN OTHER THAN THEIR WIVES AND TO SHOW SUPPORT FOR ALL AMERICAN WOMEN.
AND SINCE THE TALIBAN AND AL QUEDA ALSO DO NOT APPROVE OF ALCOHOL, A COLD 6-PACK AT YOUR SIDE IS FURTHER PROOF OF YOUR ANTI-TERRORIST SENTIMENT. FOR
GOOD MEASURE, HAVE VARIOUS PORK PRODUCTS COOKING ON YOUR BBQ GRILL.
THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT APPRECIATES YOUR EFFORTS TO ROOT OUT TERRORISTS AND APPPLAUDS YOUR PARTICIPATION IN THIS ANTI-TERRORIST ACTIVITY.
GOD BLESS AMERICA.
IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY
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Discipline
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I shall head up the Canadian part in this great mission.
‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
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JawnDiablo
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can there just be an age and weight restriction on this..theres lots of beasts on my block...
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DaveMoral
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That's literally the gayest thing I've ever heard.
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Muttley
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I'll be outside with a 40 and a lawn chair.
Must be under 35 years of age & under 200 lbs (i'm being generous).
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Siczine.com
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That's just crazy haha
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tireironsaint
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| Quote: | Originally posted by DaveMoral
That's literally the gayest thing I've ever heard. |
C'mon now, you like Star Wars and Vegan Reich, this
can't possibly be gayer than either of those things. 
Veritas odium parit
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DaveMoral
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| Quote: | Originally posted by tireironsaint
| Quote: | Originally posted by DaveMoral
That's literally the gayest thing I've ever heard. |
C'mon now, you like Star Wars and Vegan Reich, this
can't possibly be gayer than either of those things. |
I said gay, not nerdy and vegan obscure nerdy.
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tireironsaint
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| Quote: | Originally posted by DaveMoral
| Quote: | Originally posted by tireironsaint
| Quote: | Originally posted by DaveMoral
That's literally the gayest thing I've ever heard. |
C'mon now, you like Star Wars and Vegan Reich, this
can't possibly be gayer than either of those things. |
I said gay, not nerdy and vegan obscure nerdy. |
I was assuming you meant gay in that sort of connotation
since we're talking about a joke based around the premise of seeing naked women. I can understand that it might hit a little close to your religion
and you might find it in bad taste, but "gay" doesn't really seem to be the correct term to apply to this.
Veritas odium parit
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defstarsteve
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a joke about seeing nekkid girls is not gay....
may not be in good taste, but not gay, (but still funny as hell)
gay would be if the joke was about all of us overweight bald scary guys stripped and walked around....
now that would be fucking gay
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thedog
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naked women + alcohol + suicidal terrorists = not gay
\"thank you very little\"
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JawnDiablo
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naked drunken suicidal terrorists however is quite gay and I dissaproove
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RomanticViolence
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You guys are great!
That is all.
Have you ever noticed how crayons are a lot like M&M's? All the colors tend to taste the same.
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Discipline
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| Quote: | Originally posted by defstarsteve
a joke about seeing nekkid girls is not gay....
may not be in good taste, but not gay, (but still funny as hell)
gay would be if the joke was about all of us overweight bald scary guys stripped and walked around....
now that would be fucking gay |
It would be disturbing in all sorts of ways.
‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
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DaveMoral
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| Quote: | Originally posted by tireironsaint
| Quote: | Originally posted by DaveMoral
| Quote: | Originally posted by tireironsaint
| Quote: | Originally posted by DaveMoral
That's literally the gayest thing I've ever heard. |
C'mon now, you like Star Wars and Vegan Reich, this
can't possibly be gayer than either of those things. |
I said gay, not nerdy and vegan obscure nerdy. |
I was assuming you meant gay in that sort of connotation
since we're talking about a joke based around the premise of seeing naked women. I can understand that it might hit a little close to your religion
and you might find it in bad taste, but "gay" doesn't really seem to be the correct term to apply to this. |
I was calling "gay" more on the first statement being that even the most extreme Muslim man has to commit suicide if he sees a woman other than his
wife naked AND the whole idea of going out and looking at naked women to prove you're not a terrorist. Just a lame joke if you ask me.
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upyerbum
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Its the absurdity of it that makes it funny.
Well, its this place where nobody works, and the pigs don\'t give you any shit. Everyone smokes weed and gets drunk all day. Its a place where
cunts like me and you can truly take it easy and relax. Know what I mean?
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