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Jon Lovitz rules.
http://thesuperficial.com/2007/07/jon_lovitz_beats_up_andy_d...
Jon Lovitz beat up Andy Dick last week at the Laugh Factory after Dick made a comment about the murder of Lovitz' SNL friend, Phil Hartman. Apparently
last year Andy Dick went up to Jon Lovitz and, according to Lovitz, "looked at me and said, 'I put the "Phil Hartman hex" on you - you're the next one
to die.' I said, 'What did you say?' and he repeated it. I wanted to punch his face in, but I don't hit women." Then when the two ran into each other
at the Laugh Factory last Wednesday, Lovitz was expecting an apology for the comment and when he didn't get one he flipped out. Page Six reports:
Laugh Factory owner Jamie Masada, who witnessed the assault, said, "Jon picked Andy up by the head and smashed him into the bar four or five
times, and blood started pouring out of his nose." Lovitz told Page Six, "All the comedians are glad I did it because this guy is a [bleep]hole."
If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work.
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DAK
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Word.
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awesome
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| Quote: | Originally posted by BD
"I wanted to punch his face in, but I don't hit women." |
HAHAHAHAHA
Good for that prick. And I don't even like Lovitz.
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Yeah I HATE Lovitz but Andy Dick getting beat up is just plain funny.
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Andy Dick has been in need of a severe beating for years. I hate that piece of shit.
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BDx13
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I don't mind Lovitz, but he's not a favorite of min.
Can't stand Andy Dick, though.
Best part...
| Quote: | Originally posted by BD
Jon picked Andy up by the head and smashed him into the bar four or five times |
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
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I would fork out money to watch that. I hope someone got this on a cellphone.
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cunts like me and you can truly take it easy and relax. Know what I mean?
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BDx13
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"EAT FRESH, BITCH!"
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| Quote: | Originally posted by BD
I don't mind Lovitz, but he's not a favorite of min.
Can't stand Andy Dick, though.
Best part...
| Quote: | Originally posted by BD
Jon picked Andy up by the head and smashed him into the bar four or five times |
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! |
Yeah, isn't Andy Dick like 6 ft? Isn't Jon Lovitz like 5'2"???
The visual is priceless. I want cell phone video!
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I always liked Lovitz. this jsut solidifies his royalty in my eyes. Dude is funny and most people dissagree, but he whatever. This makes him fun and
now cool to me.
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