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my work weekend
1. had a dude puke on my hand
2. had a chick almost piss on my shoe
3. had a fight with a black fag and his 2 fag hag friends
what a life i have
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did you get to kick anyone's ass Geoff?
at least a boot to the head as they were falling?
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OK explain the chick nearly pissing on your shoe, I'm interested in this one...
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this girl pass out
as i was holding her up waiting for the chair someone was grabbing for her, she pissed everywhere
if it wasnt for my ninja like moves, she woulda pissed on my leg and shoe
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Reflexes of a jungle cat.
Well, its this place where nobody works, and the pigs don\'t give you any shit. Everyone smokes weed and gets drunk all day. Its a place where
cunts like me and you can truly take it easy and relax. Know what I mean?
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the tattoo shop I go to has, as I'm sure you have, had all kinds of people pissing on themselves, shitting in their pants, all that stuff.
The 2 brothers that own the shop are buddies with a lot of cops. One night one of their cop friends decides to be funny and kicks open the door with
his gun drawn and yells "Everybody freeze! Memphis Police Department!" and this girl just pisses all over herself in the chair. Funny as goddamn
shit.
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Seriously... why the fuck would people being pissing and shitting themselves?
Support the arts, shoot a rapper.
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| Quote: | Originally posted by morgan
Seriously... why the fuck would people being pissing and shitting themselves? |
some people lose control when they pass out
they are 9 outta 10 times unaware that it happened when they wake up
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If we're not careful this is gonna' turn into one of "those" threads.
Well, its this place where nobody works, and the pigs don\'t give you any shit. Everyone smokes weed and gets drunk all day. Its a place where
cunts like me and you can truly take it easy and relax. Know what I mean?
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and here i thought the only bodily fluids one may come in contact tattooing were blood and sweat.
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Weird, aside from the occasional whiny or moaning person, the shop I work in pretty much never has anybody reacting in odd ways. And then today we had
two people pass out multiple times during their sessions. One of whom was getting something about two inches tall on her wrist and claiming it was the
worst pain she has ever felt. I wonder about the sheltered lives some people lead.
Veritas odium parit
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gavin
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| Quote: | Originally posted by tireironsaint
Weird, aside from the occasional whiny or moaning person, the shop I work in pretty much never has anybody reacting in odd ways. And then today we had
two people pass out multiple times during their sessions. One of whom was getting something about two inches tall on her wrist and claiming it was the
worst pain she has ever felt. I wonder about the sheltered lives some people lead. |
what do you do in the shop you work at?
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mr bad vibesw, maybe i overread it, but was is your job. sounds weird what happened.
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| Quote: | Originally posted by MrBadVibes
3. had a fight with a black fag and his 2 fag hag friends |
Read it as black flag and wondered how the fuck you fight a black flag & its gay friends.
A lot of people ask me what kind of music I like. I love "soul music". My "soul music" isn’t a style, genre or niche. It’s music that is genuine. It’s
a painful lyric, a dirty bassline, it’s a harrowing vocal, it’s feedback, it’s an anthem, it’s a love song, it’s anarchy. I’ve got my personal
favourites but in the end it doesn’t matter who or where it comes from... so long as it’s good and it's real.
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My buddy was tattoing a guy one time and we were out front trying not to laugh cuz the way buddy was grunting and groaning it sounded like he was
getting fucked up the ass, the guy walks out and he's this enormous black guy, and Paul the tattoo artist is a little black guy, it was pretty funny.
Well, its this place where nobody works, and the pigs don\'t give you any shit. Everyone smokes weed and gets drunk all day. Its a place where
cunts like me and you can truly take it easy and relax. Know what I mean?
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| Quote: | Originally posted by panzerkreuzer
mr bad vibesw, maybe i overread it, but was is your job. sounds weird what happened. |
i work the floor at a tattoo shop
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| Quote: | Originally posted by MrBadVibes
| Quote: | Originally posted by tireironsaint
Weird, aside from the occasional whiny or moaning person, the shop I work in pretty much never has anybody reacting in odd ways. And then today we had
two people pass out multiple times during their sessions. One of whom was getting something about two inches tall on her wrist and claiming it was the
worst pain she has ever felt. I wonder about the sheltered lives some people lead. |
what do you do in the shop you work at? |
Bag And Boil. Tube Tech. Lead Autoclave Player.
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