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real names
i have a friend who works for a nonprofit that reviews police cases that may not have been handled correctly. this email arrived from my friend just
a minute ago:
Hello friends --
Some first names I've seen (on police reports and such) recently:
Cerenity
Deweaver
Damon-yon
Clevester
Learnteen
Cerealraye
Cannezetta
Arlanders
Anquienette
Aquaylis
Kalundra
Dayniese
Booshondia
Aquanetta
If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work.
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i had a warrant out for me for 2 years once and didnt know it because the cop who wrote my shit up screwed up my zip code and it never got fixed,,,,
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maybe someday i'll meet my Booshondia
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fire, but I?m just not close enough to get the job done.? George Carlin
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i see boqueesha everyday at the bus stop.
perhaps they related
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| Quote: | Originally posted by newbreedbrian
maybe someday i'll meet my Booshondia |
"C'mere Boosh, I need some lovin'"
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There are some funny names out there, and I see many now that I'm working in collections. A few I've see this week alone;
Mannhore (first name)
Mannmeat (first name)
Kun Buth (say it aloud, sounds like Coon Booth)
The best ones come about because the cell phone company I'm collecting for allows people to change the name that comes up on call display when they
call somebody. Then the billing is changed to that name as well. My boss has posted some up on a board for laughs. Some of those include:
The Count
John F'nrules
Joe Isking
Mike Hunt (the classics never die)
Matt the Magician
El Fantastico
and they wonder why we sometimes have trouble tracking people down.
‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
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BDx13
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oh shit, that's funny.
If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work.
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this is good stuff.
Each aspect of the soul has it's own part to play, but the ideal is harmonious agreement with reason and control.
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Theres a guy that goes to the same comic shop as I do who had his name legally changed to DARTH MAUL... Ive seen his license and its hysterical to
see!
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HONUS-as much as i can't stand a great deal of what you really like (for my own reasons that i would never hold,nor impose,against you),YOU FUCKING
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YOU,HONUS,IS WHAT MAKES THE "EDGE" COOL.
YOUR FRIEND,
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That's it. I'm legally changing my name to El Fantastico.
Well, its this place where nobody works, and the pigs don\'t give you any shit. Everyone smokes weed and gets drunk all day. Its a place where
cunts like me and you can truly take it easy and relax. Know what I mean?
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BDx13
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my brother in law's license plate is sith lord
If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work.
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| Quote: | Originally posted by BD
my brother in law's license plate is sith lord |
That makes me sad. I'm sure he's a good dude and all but I still feel sad for him.
I have no idea what I'd change my name to on my cell phone caller ID. It would be fun though.
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| Quote: | Originally posted by BD
my brother in law's license plate is sith lord |
My license plate is XEDGEX
| Quote: | Originally posted by REV.PAULIE
HONUS-as much as i can't stand a great deal of what you really like (for my own reasons that i would never hold,nor impose,against you),YOU FUCKING
RULE!
YOU,HONUS,IS WHAT MAKES THE "EDGE" COOL.
YOUR FRIEND,
PAULIE |
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I am the Antichrist.
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| Quote: | Originally posted by newbreedbrian
maybe someday i'll meet my Booshondia |
booshanda.
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Last summer I worked with a guy named Nimrod. He was from Hungary,and apparently it's a normal name over there.
‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
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| Quote: | Originally posted by BD
Aquanetta |
hmmm, i wonder where the inspiration for that name came from? 
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Discipline
Last summer I worked with a guy named Nimrod. He was from Hungary,and apparently it's a normal name over there. |
Nothing like naming your kid after a Biblically vilified Babylonian tyrant!
Seriously... Aquanetta. Wow. Parents hair metal fans or something?
I knew a guy that changed his name to Aaron Edge on the same day I changed my name.
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Discipline
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| Quote: | Originally posted by DaveMoral
| Quote: | Originally posted by Discipline
Last summer I worked with a guy named Nimrod. He was from Hungary,and apparently it's a normal name over there. |
Nothing like naming your kid after a Biblically vilified Babylonian tyrant!
Seriously... Aquanetta. Wow. Parents hair metal fans or something?
I knew a guy that changed his name to Aaron Edge on the same day I changed my name. |
Did you change your name too a muslim name? If so, why is it that so many people their names when they convert to Islam? Is it a requirement? Not
trying to sound ignorant, just curious.
‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
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