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[*] posted on 10-16-2007 at 01:21 PM
Boss's Day


A girl who works for me got me a card and balloon for boss's day. She also got me a coupon for a free smoothie at Smoothie King. Such a nice gesture.

I sent my boss an e-mail with a picture of two guys fucking.

It takes all kinds.
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[*] posted on 10-16-2007 at 01:37 PM


I scribbled my name on a card for my boss that some broads on my team bought. I hate all these dumbs days Hallmark makes up so they can sell cards.



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[*] posted on 10-16-2007 at 01:39 PM


my boss is a Jehovah's Witness and does not acknowledge such holidays as they were not written in his rewritten bible.
So I save myself the hallmark money / search for ass porn pics...
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[*] posted on 10-16-2007 at 03:00 PM


i'd like to give my boss a kick in the teeth for boss day.



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[*] posted on 10-16-2007 at 03:40 PM


^ hehehehehe!!




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[*] posted on 10-16-2007 at 03:56 PM


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Originally posted by juandiablo
my boss is a Jehovah's Witness and does not acknowledge such holidays as they were not written in his rewritten bible.
So I save myself the hallmark money / search for ass porn pics...


brilliant line about his bible. Fantastic!
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[*] posted on 10-16-2007 at 08:00 PM


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Originally posted by juandiablo
my boss is a Jehovah's Witness and does not acknowledge such holidays as they were not written in his rewritten bible.
So I save myself the hallmark money / search for ass porn pics...


brilliant line about his bible. Fantastic!


those people are weird dude, weird I tell ya.
I mean I kinda like this dude, and i knew him before he got brainwashed, but fuck, what a mess that faith is.
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[*] posted on 10-16-2007 at 08:27 PM


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Originally posted by ChrisReed83
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Originally posted by juandiablo
my boss is a Jehovah's Witness and does not acknowledge such holidays as they were not written in his rewritten bible.
So I save myself the hallmark money / search for ass porn pics...


brilliant line about his bible. Fantastic!


Yeah, it doesn't make nearly as much sense as the real bible.
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[*] posted on 10-16-2007 at 08:46 PM


hail Jebus
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[*] posted on 10-16-2007 at 09:29 PM


ummm.... sacrelicious



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[*] posted on 10-17-2007 at 08:17 PM


I used to work with a Jehovah, nice guy, but he stopped talking religion with me.



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[*] posted on 10-17-2007 at 08:33 PM


Quote:
Originally posted by ChrisReed83
A girl who works for me got me a card and balloon for boss's day. She also got me a coupon for a free smoothie at Smoothie King. Such a nice gesture.

I sent my boss an e-mail with a picture of two guys fucking.

It takes all kinds.


HA




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