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The upper decker lives
On the Ultimate Fighter tonight, a dude laid an upper decker in the other teams shitter.
‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
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random
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Should I ask what this means?
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Shittin in the toilet tank
‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
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That shouldn't be funny, but it really is!!!
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jonnynewbreed
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I like the dry docker:
Turn off the water to the toilet and drain the tank. Take a shit in the dry toilet, reason being, water cuts the smell of shit by a tonne.
Smear more shit on the water turn on valve if you really hate the people you're doing this to.
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JawnDiablo
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| Quote: | Originally posted by jonnynewbreed
I like the dry docker:
Turn off the water to the toilet and drain the tank. Take a shit in the dry toilet, reason being, water cuts the smell of shit by a tonne.
Smear more shit on the water turn on valve if you really hate the people you're doing this to. |
dude that is sick, i never heard that one...thank you sir!
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BDx13
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gotta love an uppadecka!
If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work.
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Murk
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| Quote: | Originally posted by jonnynewbreed
I like the dry docker:
Turn off the water to the toilet and drain the tank. Take a shit in the dry toilet, reason being, water cuts the smell of shit by a tonne.
Smear more shit on the water turn on valve if you really hate the people you're doing this to. |
LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!
i was hanging out with my neighbors and they didn't know what an upperdecker was. i explained. they were horrified and asked why would you want to
do that to someone? they then watched me suspiciously whenever i went to the bathroom.
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joemaconmovies
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i kept waiting/hoping the welch boys' song would start playing
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XHonusWagnerX
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I never knew anyone that did this, but years ago when I was in highschool a bunch of us went to this one kids house and someone peed in the ice maker
in the fridge, someone ate fish out of a fishtank and 2 girls that were with us dropped 2 giant jars of pickles that shattered on the basement floor.
Another time at a different kids house a friend of mine blew up an espresso machine and bowled a bowling ball down a hill in front of the kids house.
| Quote: | Originally posted by REV.PAULIE
HONUS-as much as i can't stand a great deal of what you really like (for my own reasons that i would never hold,nor impose,against you),YOU FUCKING
RULE!
YOU,HONUS,IS WHAT MAKES THE "EDGE" COOL.
YOUR FRIEND,
PAULIE |
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