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[*] posted on 11-29-2007 at 02:33 AM
The upper decker lives


On the Ultimate Fighter tonight, a dude laid an upper decker in the other teams shitter.



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[*] posted on 11-29-2007 at 02:38 AM


Should I ask what this means?



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[*] posted on 11-29-2007 at 02:44 AM


Shittin in the toilet tank



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[*] posted on 11-29-2007 at 02:55 AM


That shouldn't be funny, but it really is!!!



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[*] posted on 11-29-2007 at 07:33 AM


I like the dry docker:

Turn off the water to the toilet and drain the tank. Take a shit in the dry toilet, reason being, water cuts the smell of shit by a tonne.

Smear more shit on the water turn on valve if you really hate the people you're doing this to.
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[*] posted on 11-29-2007 at 07:37 AM


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I like the dry docker:

Turn off the water to the toilet and drain the tank. Take a shit in the dry toilet, reason being, water cuts the smell of shit by a tonne.

Smear more shit on the water turn on valve if you really hate the people you're doing this to.


dude that is sick, i never heard that one...thank you sir!
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[*] posted on 11-29-2007 at 08:58 AM


gotta love an uppadecka!




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[*] posted on 11-30-2007 at 04:26 PM


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I like the dry docker:

Turn off the water to the toilet and drain the tank. Take a shit in the dry toilet, reason being, water cuts the smell of shit by a tonne.

Smear more shit on the water turn on valve if you really hate the people you're doing this to.

LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!

i was hanging out with my neighbors and they didn't know what an upperdecker was. i explained. they were horrified and asked why would you want to do that to someone? they then watched me suspiciously whenever i went to the bathroom.
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[*] posted on 11-30-2007 at 04:59 PM


i kept waiting/hoping the welch boys' song would start playing



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[*] posted on 11-30-2007 at 06:43 PM


I never knew anyone that did this, but years ago when I was in highschool a bunch of us went to this one kids house and someone peed in the ice maker in the fridge, someone ate fish out of a fishtank and 2 girls that were with us dropped 2 giant jars of pickles that shattered on the basement floor.

Another time at a different kids house a friend of mine blew up an espresso machine and bowled a bowling ball down a hill in front of the kids house.




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