XHonusWagnerX
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HOLY drinking WATER
You probably have heard of the concept of chicken soup for the soul, but one California entrepreneur wants to quench your spiritual thirst with Holy
Drinking Water.
Yes, the bottled-water business has finally gotten religion. "The initial idea behind this product is to provide people with a daily reminder that
they can and should do good in life and that they may not be as bad of a person as they think," according to the product's Web site.
Holy Drinking Water's "creator," Brian Germann, claims the beverage has indeed been blessed by a priest from a church near the product's Stockton,
Calif. bottling plant.
At first marketed locally, but now available for purchase online, Germann says about 3,000 bottles of Holy Drinking Water have been sold at 99 cents a
pop.
But those of us who may not be completely right with the Almighty, Holy Drinking Water has a warning label: "If you are a sinner or evil in nature,
this product may cause burning, intense heat, sweating, skin irritations, rashes, itchiness, vomiting, bloodshot and watery eyes, pale skin color, and
oral irritations."
If this is true, drinking it seems a waste. If you suspect someone is an evil-doer, just squirt some liquid damnation on them.
ORDER YOUR HOLY DRINKING WATER HERE!
| Quote: | Originally posted by REV.PAULIE
HONUS-as much as i can't stand a great deal of what you really like (for my own reasons that i would never hold,nor impose,against you),YOU FUCKING
RULE!
YOU,HONUS,IS WHAT MAKES THE "EDGE" COOL.
YOUR FRIEND,
PAULIE |
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upyerbum
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The moneylenders are in the temple again, where's that Jesus fella' when you need him? He'd whip them all real good.
Well, its this place where nobody works, and the pigs don\'t give you any shit. Everyone smokes weed and gets drunk all day. Its a place where
cunts like me and you can truly take it easy and relax. Know what I mean?
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morgan
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Wow... thats fucked up.
Support the arts, shoot a rapper.
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JawnDiablo
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call me if the water changes to wine.....
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upyerbum
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| Quote: | Originally posted by juandiablo
call me if the water changes to wine..... |
That'd go good with these 5000 fish I've got here.
Well, its this place where nobody works, and the pigs don\'t give you any shit. Everyone smokes weed and gets drunk all day. Its a place where
cunts like me and you can truly take it easy and relax. Know what I mean?
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RomanticViolence
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Pssshh!.
Damn it!!
I shoulda jumped on this idea a few years back when I became a Reverend ... I'd be rich bitch!
I've already baptized several of the drunks that hang out at the local watering hole with Jack Daniels and beer.
Oh well fuck it... I can't dwell on missed opportunities.
Have you ever noticed how crayons are a lot like M&M's? All the colors tend to taste the same.
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