Discipline
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100 Greatest Quotes from fundamentalist christian chat rooms
http://duggmirror.com/comedy/100_Greatest_Quotes_from_fundam...
Some fucking classics in this one.
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The only thing I don't like about them is they sell foreign language versions of the KJB. I don't think that's right. We know the only true
translation is the 1600's version in English.
It's too risky for anybody to translate that into other languages. Mistakes can creep in... and that can lead to heresy. True Christians should only
read English.
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‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
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clevohardcore
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You know that that is bullshit right?
Still funny though.
Each aspect of the soul has it's own part to play, but the ideal is harmonious agreement with reason and control.
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Discipline
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You can follow links to the forums where they were posted. Plus I've heard fundamentalists say things dumber than those.
‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
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DaveMoral
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Haha. KJV... probably one of the most tampered with versions of the Bible ever to exist. Minor wording changes completely skew the text in many areas.
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morgan
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"I can sum it all up in three words: Evolution is a lie"
I guess "a" doesn't count as a word.
"If u have sex before marriage then in Gods eyes u are married to that person if a man rapes a woman in Gods eyes they are married it sucks for the
girl but what can we do lol"
What the fuck?
Support the arts, shoot a rapper.
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morgan
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Boycott Christian HC
I like the one about apes being naturally lust crazed for human women 
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I didn't make it that far. I had to stop out of pure disgust.
Support the arts, shoot a rapper.
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JawnDiablo
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Jeebus freaks both frighten me and amuse me at the same time....
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upyerbum
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Wow, just wow. I'm completely speechless.
Well, its this place where nobody works, and the pigs don\'t give you any shit. Everyone smokes weed and gets drunk all day. Its a place where
cunts like me and you can truly take it easy and relax. Know what I mean?
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