XHonusWagnerX
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PC DEATH SQUAD
Anyone else like these guys? Its John Lockjaw from One Life Crew and Pitboss 2000 in a Thrash Metal band. I only have the first CD that came out in
2004, but its good stuff. Its not on par with Municipal Waste, but its funny! Plus they do a cover of 'Metal Thrashing Mad' the Anthrax song.
The first track is the best! Its called 'MARCH OF THE PCDS' and heres the lyrics, the best as I can figure them out at least. Funny Shit!!!!
Are you fucking kidding me?
Its two thousand fucking four
Im still doing this fucking shit?
I thought I retired
No way, Im fucking back niggaz
SO I goto shows in southern California right?
You should see these fucking faggots
They got haircuts like Rod Stewart
Theyre wearing size zero girls fucking pants
Are you fucking kidding me?
I saw this fat girl with brown fucking dickies
and a white belt, this bitch weighted like 350
she hit the fucking pit with a can of fucking hairspray
Fucking hairspray!
Not a fucking pair pair of knuckles,
Not a fucking knife,
Not a fucking chain
This fat bitch had hairspray
and you think thats just in Southern California?
Fuck no that shits in New York, That shits in Boston,
Its in fucking Florida, its in Texas
and its your fucking fault!
So you know what, Im not the kind of guy
That just brings fucking problems
Im gonna give you a fucking solution
You see these fucking kids
you hit em in the fucking face with a fucking brick
You fucking smash their fucking face out
Dont give a fuck!
And you know why?
Cause Im John motherfuckin Lockjaw
The Icon
The Jizzle
What I say fucking goes
I didnt invent shit talking in hardcore,
but I fucking perfected it!
This is PC Deathsquad
Niggaz from ????
Niggas from SanDiego
Steppin to the mic, my main nigga from the Common Mafia, CTP!
The fuckin Crooked Tooth Pimp is here
Im here to drop the bomb of truth
Youll know what, and I raise the roof.
Im like scissors motherfucker, you cant run with me!
Loyalty and emotion are two things I do not possess
This song is like a deuce on deck
I wanna pull out and cum all over your mothers chest
Shit niggaz, Im gonna have to beat you down hard
Im gonna turn you purple like Whoopie Goldbergs ghost
I dont drink coffee but I like my pussy black
I dont need drugs, I dont need alcohol,
Just dirrect me to that black pussy.
You CTP get the fuck back up here
Its the fuckin Crooked Tooth Pimp in the house
I got rows of teeth like a shark
I got start up and back ups
I got teeth coming out of my fucking shoulders
Like I was the Legion of Doom
What now? Im here to search ya!
| Quote: | Originally posted by REV.PAULIE
HONUS-as much as i can't stand a great deal of what you really like (for my own reasons that i would never hold,nor impose,against you),YOU FUCKING
RULE!
YOU,HONUS,IS WHAT MAKES THE "EDGE" COOL.
YOUR FRIEND,
PAULIE |
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JawnDiablo
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is this supposed to be funny?
like a parody or something?
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Lucabrasi
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PC Deathsquad is awesome. I have both their albums and their dvd.
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Discipline
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I love PC Deathsquad. Fuck Metallica is an awesome song.
‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
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XHonusWagnerX
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| Quote: | Originally posted by juandiablo
is this supposed to be funny?
like a parody or something? |
No, not a parody. Its just like a metal/hardcore song with Lockjaw ranting over it.
| Quote: | Originally posted by REV.PAULIE
HONUS-as much as i can't stand a great deal of what you really like (for my own reasons that i would never hold,nor impose,against you),YOU FUCKING
RULE!
YOU,HONUS,IS WHAT MAKES THE "EDGE" COOL.
YOUR FRIEND,
PAULIE |
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| Quote: | Originally posted by XHonusWagnerX
Im like scissors motherfucker, you cant run with me!
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This made me chuckle.
Well, its this place where nobody works, and the pigs don\'t give you any shit. Everyone smokes weed and gets drunk all day. Its a place where
cunts like me and you can truly take it easy and relax. Know what I mean?
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I dig these guys.
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JLJ moved to dallas and has a new band
RAGEOUS BROS...
http://www.myspace.com/rageousbros
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XHonusWagnerX
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That guy has more bands than anyone I know!
| Quote: | Originally posted by REV.PAULIE
HONUS-as much as i can't stand a great deal of what you really like (for my own reasons that i would never hold,nor impose,against you),YOU FUCKING
RULE!
YOU,HONUS,IS WHAT MAKES THE "EDGE" COOL.
YOUR FRIEND,
PAULIE |
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PCDS is awesome.
they just need a recording budget.
Eternal Ignorance was pretty good.
coming soon: Ignocracy
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