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XHonusWagnerX
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| Quote: | Originally posted by beaner
my story wasnt from a show but its baaaad.
18 month ago, i had to have an operation on my abdomen to remove an abcess (for the second time) and while i was in recovery at home i was getting
quite bad pains still so my consultant arranged for me to have a barium enema which is basically a pipe up my ass pumping some white liquid in my
lower intestines so's if there was a problem it would show up on an xray. so im led there with this thing up my ass and to doc's telling my to lie
this way and that way and takin loads of xray pics and this thing is killing me. anyways iget that thing out and i go to the toilet and 'empty' my
bowels and im feelin fine so i set off home. the hospital was only like 5 minutes walk from my house. then it happened, a killer pain in my gut and i
was like 'oh shit, here we go' and im in some serious pain here so's all i can do relieve this pain was to stand there and shit. so shit i did, white,
powdery shit because that was the colour of the liquid. i was fartin cause of the air thay had to pump up in there and i was like 'oh my god'. bearing
in mind it was about 2:30 in the afternoon and the street was quite busy and i was stood there, with a gurning face, shitting, stood up in public.
beat that sombody. (think i'll take a t-shirt for that one) |
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JawnDiablo
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not quite a horror, but i have had the runs all weekend on account of drinking anchor xmas ale and eating undercooked steak. our toilet went on the
fritz this morning and i had to drive across town to blow up my girlfriends toilet. it is 23 degrees out and i was doing the poo poo dance while
driving.
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Poo poo dance.  Classic.
‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
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JawnDiablo
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ugh i am still doing the poo poo dance and am going down to the murphys aw show at the khyber tonight. i DO NOT want to have to shit in that place.
god help me.
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