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viva hate
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your best pick up lines
at the bar the other night, my homeboy went up to this broad wearing glasses and said, "you look like a librarian....my books are waaaaaaay overdue."
and he actually went home with her. maybe it was the timing, but i almost pissed myself that shit was so funny. anyone else got good ones?
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Dave
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Brian you might as well say your space pants one.
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ENDERA.x
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| Quote: | Originally posted by viva hate
at the bar the other night, my homeboy went up to this broad wearing glasses and said, "you look like a librarian....my books are waaaaaaay overdue."
and he actually went home with her. maybe it was the timing, but i almost pissed myself that shit was so funny. anyone else got good ones?
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hahaha!!!
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GabeTexasGAMC
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hahahha.. im so lame at this shit...
Hi, wanna do it.
Thats it.
It never works, but i never learn.
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Lazy Nathan
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walk up to a girl, before you say anything just look at her, then look down at your crotch, then back up at her. Then you wait for a second and say,
"Well it's not going to suck itself."
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ENDERA.x
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hahahaha shit those last two posts are just great.
too bad they would never work.
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BDx13
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i never really had a line when i was single. i just had to rely on my consistently good humor. now that i'm married, i just straight up tell girls
that i'm married, but i think that they look hot.
"listen, i'm a married man, so this comment isn't meant to go anywhere, but i think you are a very attractive woman."
my wife just laughs.
If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work.
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TTF
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I vacuumed out the trunk for you...
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crazyfists28
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i'll give a dane cook (comedian) line here, go up to a girl who might be sitting by herself and say, "hey, are you going to walk to your car by
yourself later? I'll be over here watching you ALL NIGHT!!!
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ENDERA.x
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Big Duane
i never really had a line when i was single. i just had to rely on my consistently good humor. now that i'm married, i just straight up tell girls
that i'm married, but i think that they look hot.
"listen, i'm a married man, so this comment isn't meant to go anywhere, but i think you are a very attractive woman."
my wife just laughs. |
way to go!
haa amazing
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moron
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I cant say Ive ever used a pickup line.
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Unbound
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duane, you must have married an angel, if my wife heard me say that she would have me hog tied and thrown in the river before the last word even came
out.
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Scott Kills
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"So, you wanna fuck or should I apalogize"?
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BDx13
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Unbound
duane, you must have married an angel, if my wife heard me say that she would have me hog tied and thrown in the river before the last word even came
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she also tends to point out large breasts or hard nipples or shit like that as we're walking down the street. [begin wife's wisper voice]"look at
the size of the rack on this woman on your right!"[end wife's wisper voice] so yeah, she's pretty funny like that. she knows she's got me, and
nothin' gonna happen, so there's no worry.
If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work.
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Jeff trhe Greek
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This isn't really a pick up line.....
Crowded bar, you ask a girl to dance, she says no...you say....
"No, I said you look fat in those pants."
Don\'t blame me, I voted for Kodos.
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RomanticViolence
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Nice shoes... wanna fuck?
Have you ever noticed how crayons are a lot like M&M's? All the colors tend to taste the same.
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clevohardcore
* Kick\'n ass on the wild side *
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"that skirt would look great if they were on my bedroom floor."
Each aspect of the soul has it's own part to play, but the ideal is harmonious agreement with reason and control.
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ENDERA.x
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>>> Oh how I wish you were like my bowling ball. (she should look confused, and then say..) So you could be fingered three times, wind up in the
gutter, but keep coming back for more.
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ENDERA.x
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tisk .
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BDx13
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i like that shirt, it really fits.
but most of all, i like those... SHOES!
If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work.
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Discipline
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From the classic film Suburbia:
Skinhead-"I wanna fuck your brains out."
Girl -"What"
Skinhead-"I said I wanna fuck your brains out, but it looks like somebody already beat me to it."
‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
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Discipline
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My friend liked to use fucked up lines on women just to see the reaction he would get.
"You're so hot I'd eat the peanuts outta your shit"
"You're so hot that I'd swim through a river of shit to suck the cock that fucked you last if it meant a chance at a night with you."
"Wow, you're cute. I like 'em fat so your just perfect for me. Overachiever in that category aren't you girl."
He had others but I can't remember any.
‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
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clevohardcore
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damn. thats fucked up.
Each aspect of the soul has it's own part to play, but the ideal is harmonious agreement with reason and control.
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ENDERA.x
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HAHAH
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GabeTexasGAMC
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what the hell did kylie say... id drag my dick through a mile of broken glass to eat the peanuts out your shit or some shit like that.
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