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[*] posted on 9-15-2004 at 11:48 PM
I fucking hate...


.people.
.line crossers.
.whiners.
.bands that suck.
.girls who are self proclaimed "bitches" that can't live up to the name, or get offended if called such.
.girls that can't fight back.
.fish that get away.
.losing my vibrator.
.forgetting to get gas the night before.
.afi.
.diet mountain dew.
.cats.
.albino things.
.mr toad's wild ride.
.myspace whores.
.online blogs.
.earthlink.
.aol.
.smelly pillows.
.scratched cds.
.people who actually think i give a shit.
.forgetting to charge my cell phone.
.breaking shotglasses.
.being out of smokes.
.being out of alcohol.
.birth control.
.the 49ers.


That's about it. You don't like it? I don't like you. Even trade fuckers.




.fuck you and all you stand for.
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[*] posted on 10-13-2004 at 09:31 PM


i fucking hate when im out at a party or a bar and i have to shit.



Have you ever noticed how crayons are a lot like M&M's? All the colors tend to taste the same.
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[*] posted on 10-14-2004 at 12:28 PM


Hte shit thing is SOOOO true!
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[*] posted on 6-21-2005 at 12:53 AM


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i fucking hate when im out at a party or a bar and i have to shit.


I love a women who's this honest. Had to bring it back.




Do you know what a love letter is? Its a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.
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[*] posted on 7-7-2005 at 07:00 PM


I HATE WHEN IM AT A SHIT PARTY AND I CANT SHIT... THATS THE WORST. SHIT PARTIES ARE SHITTY WICKED!

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[*] posted on 7-8-2005 at 07:16 PM


anyone here know of the "upper decker"?
thats the worst thing to do to someone you dont like
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[*] posted on 7-11-2005 at 04:37 PM


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anyone here know of the "upper decker"?
thats the worst thing to do to someone you dont like


OOOOOOOOH yeah!





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[*] posted on 7-11-2005 at 05:44 PM


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anyone here know of the "upper decker"?
thats the worst thing to do to someone you dont like


OOOOOOOOH yeah!

I have heard of horror stories of brown pooh water only to discover the impending unwelcome stranger log in the tank...the lowest of the low is indeed the upper decker.
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[*] posted on 7-11-2005 at 10:32 PM


another trick i learned from my lansdowne, md friends.




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[*] posted on 7-11-2005 at 10:38 PM


Could you explain this because the above explanation didn't really clear it up for me.



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[*] posted on 7-11-2005 at 10:45 PM


upper-decker (uppadecka, v. & n.)
1. v: to take a crap in your friend's toilet tank.
- "I'ma give this fool a uppadecka!"
2. n: a turd in your friend's toilet tank.
- "Damn, some fool left me a uppadecka!"





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[*] posted on 7-14-2005 at 10:38 AM


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another trick i learned from my lansdowne, md friends.


Lansdowne is such a great place... It's gotten even better in the past 5 years!




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[*] posted on 7-14-2005 at 12:41 PM


uppa decka yo!
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[*] posted on 7-14-2005 at 02:30 PM


I actually just learned about that in a movie last night. A Dirty Shame by John Waters. If yer a fan of his stuff you'll enjoy this and laugh pretty hard. At least I did.



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[*] posted on 7-17-2005 at 01:43 PM


whoa.
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[*] posted on 7-17-2005 at 09:03 PM


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I actually just learned about that in a movie last night. A Dirty Shame by John Waters. If yer a fan of his stuff you'll enjoy this and laugh pretty hard. At least I did.

and you know where he's from, right? B-MORE, MD!





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[*] posted on 10-14-2005 at 12:52 PM


I was once so drunk I shit my own pants while getting a lap dance.



Well, its this place where nobody works, and the pigs don\'t give you any shit. Everyone smokes weed and gets drunk all day. Its a place where cunts like me and you can truly take it easy and relax. Know what I mean?
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[*] posted on 10-14-2005 at 03:55 PM


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I was once so drunk I shit my own pants while getting a lap dance.


WELCOME YO THE THORP BOARD! I see you're gonna fit right in here!
although, i can't say i've ever been so drunk i've deficated on myself. slept in some vomit once or twice, sure, but never crapped myself.





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[*] posted on 10-14-2005 at 05:33 PM


i havent shit myself since i lost the contin habit. theres something heartbreaking about being a grown ass man...over 2 but under 85 and shitting your fucking self. its funny at first then you just think "damn..................damn"

i fucking hate going into an alcohol coma and getting vomit in my lungs and waking up in the hospital with a poorly inserted catheter. fucking cunt didnt take the tape off the prize before she tried to yank the thing out. glad they had me tied down or id have been looking at a motherfucker of a lawsuit.
first words upon waking from a coma with my roommate crying in my face: "pigshit"




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[*] posted on 10-15-2005 at 05:47 AM


suburban whiteboys that get dropped off two streets over from the square by their moms so they can look like they be runnin the streets that try to talk ghetto....you grew up in a gated community fool. you aint pac



he\'s dead jim - that dumb fucking show
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[*] posted on 10-24-2005 at 10:53 PM


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i fucking hate when im out at a party or a bar and i have to shit.


yeah ...i loved that post......just stumbled upon it in a drunken surf....
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[*] posted on 10-25-2005 at 06:54 AM


i hate it even more when some asshole "like me" pissed on theseatbefore i got there and needed to sit on it. sorry ladies but when that happens im holing up in your facilities to drop it.



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[*] posted on 11-10-2005 at 08:27 PM


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I was once so drunk I shit my own pants while getting a lap dance.



I laughed so hard I about shat meself




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[*] posted on 9-22-2006 at 11:13 AM


I hate HWY 404 and ocean city beach traffic. I hate having to wait almost 20 mins to cross that fucking hwy so i can get to work.
I'm glad the "Beach season" is coming to an end.




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