Miss Bitch
* [:VANiTY:] *
Posts: 168
Registered: 2-3-2004
Location: San FranPsycho, California
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Mood: My brain
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I fucking hate...
.people.
.line crossers.
.whiners.
.bands that suck.
.girls who are self proclaimed "bitches" that can't live up to the name, or get offended if called such.
.girls that can't fight back.
.fish that get away.
.losing my vibrator.
.forgetting to get gas the night before.
.afi.
.diet mountain dew.
.cats.
.albino things.
.mr toad's wild ride.
.myspace whores.
.online blogs.
.earthlink.
.aol.
.smelly pillows.
.scratched cds.
.people who actually think i give a shit.
.forgetting to charge my cell phone.
.breaking shotglasses.
.being out of smokes.
.being out of alcohol.
.birth control.
.the 49ers.
That's about it. You don't like it? I don't like you. Even trade fuckers.
.fuck you and all you stand for.
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RomanticViolence
* Jennytailya *
Posts: 1547
Registered: 3-26-2004
Location: Baltimore MD
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Mood: Fuck U All
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i fucking hate when im out at a party or a bar and i have to shit.
Have you ever noticed how crayons are a lot like M&M's? All the colors tend to taste the same.
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clevohardcore
* Kick\'n ass on the wild side *
Posts: 12937
Registered: 9-19-2004
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Mood: Sick Of It All, Youth Of Today
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Hte shit thing is SOOOO true!
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Discipline
* DRUNKEN MONKEY *
Posts: 11900
Registered: 9-8-2004
Location: Over here
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Mood: The Alley Dukes
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| Quote: | Originally posted by RomanticViolence
i fucking hate when im out at a party or a bar and i have to shit. |
I love a women who's this honest. Had to bring it back.
‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
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BL
Junior Member
Posts: 77
Registered: 5-15-2005
Location: Riverside, CA
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Mood: PEOPLE TYPING
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I HATE WHEN IM AT A SHIT PARTY AND I CANT SHIT... THATS THE WORST. SHIT PARTIES ARE SHITTY WICKED!
CHEERS
BL
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JawnDiablo
Posting Freak
Posts: 12139
Registered: 4-21-2005
Location: 1902666
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anyone here know of the "upper decker"?
thats the worst thing to do to someone you dont like
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BDx13
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| Quote: | Originally posted by juandiablo
anyone here know of the "upper decker"?
thats the worst thing to do to someone you dont like |
OOOOOOOOH yeah!
If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work.
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JawnDiablo
Posting Freak
Posts: 12139
Registered: 4-21-2005
Location: 1902666
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| Quote: | Originally posted by BIG DUANE
| Quote: | Originally posted by juandiablo
anyone here know of the "upper decker"?
thats the worst thing to do to someone you dont like |
OOOOOOOOH yeah! |
I have heard of horror stories of brown pooh water only to discover the impending unwelcome stranger log in the tank...the lowest of the low is indeed
the upper decker.
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BDx13
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another trick i learned from my lansdowne, md friends.
If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work.
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Discipline
* DRUNKEN MONKEY *
Posts: 11900
Registered: 9-8-2004
Location: Over here
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Mood: The Alley Dukes
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Could you explain this because the above explanation didn't really clear it up for me.
‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
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BDx13
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upper-decker (uppadecka, v. & n.)
1. v: to take a crap in your friend's toilet tank.
- "I'ma give this fool a uppadecka!"
2. n: a turd in your friend's toilet tank.
- "Damn, some fool left me a uppadecka!"
If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work.
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RomanticViolence
* Jennytailya *
Posts: 1547
Registered: 3-26-2004
Location: Baltimore MD
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Mood: Fuck U All
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| Quote: | Originally posted by BIG DUANE
another trick i learned from my lansdowne, md friends. |
Lansdowne is such a great place... It's gotten even better in the past 5 years!
Have you ever noticed how crayons are a lot like M&M's? All the colors tend to taste the same.
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JawnDiablo
Posting Freak
Posts: 12139
Registered: 4-21-2005
Location: 1902666
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uppa decka yo!
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Discipline
* DRUNKEN MONKEY *
Posts: 11900
Registered: 9-8-2004
Location: Over here
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Mood: The Alley Dukes
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I actually just learned about that in a movie last night. A Dirty Shame by John Waters. If yer a fan of his stuff you'll enjoy this and laugh pretty
hard. At least I did.
‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
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GabeTexasGAMC
* GROWN *
Posts: 1828
Registered: 2-22-2004
Location: Texas
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Mood: Teenage Fanclub
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whoa.
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BDx13
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Discipline
I actually just learned about that in a movie last night. A Dirty Shame by John Waters. If yer a fan of his stuff you'll enjoy this and laugh pretty
hard. At least I did. |
and you know where he's from, right? B-MORE, MD!
If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work.
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upyerbum
Posting Freak
Posts: 3226
Registered: 10-14-2005
Location: Dartmouth, Nova Scotia
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Mood: Condemned 84
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I was once so drunk I shit my own pants while getting a lap dance.
Well, its this place where nobody works, and the pigs don\'t give you any shit. Everyone smokes weed and gets drunk all day. Its a place where
cunts like me and you can truly take it easy and relax. Know what I mean?
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BDx13
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| Quote: | Originally posted by upyerbum
I was once so drunk I shit my own pants while getting a lap dance. |
WELCOME YO THE THORP BOARD! I see you're gonna fit right in here!
although, i can't say i've ever been so drunk i've deficated on myself. slept in some vomit once or twice, sure, but never crapped myself.
If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work.
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Terror Aesthetic
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Posts: 273
Registered: 9-26-2005
Location: north carolina
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Mood: bright eyes felching weakertha
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i havent shit myself since i lost the contin habit. theres something heartbreaking about being a grown ass man...over 2 but under 85 and shitting your
fucking self. its funny at first then you just think "damn..................damn"
i fucking hate going into an alcohol coma and getting vomit in my lungs and waking up in the hospital with a poorly inserted catheter. fucking cunt
didnt take the tape off the prize before she tried to yank the thing out. glad they had me tied down or id have been looking at a motherfucker of a
lawsuit.
first words upon waking from a coma with my roommate crying in my face: "pigshit"
he\'s dead jim - that dumb fucking show
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Terror Aesthetic
Member
Posts: 273
Registered: 9-26-2005
Location: north carolina
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Mood: bright eyes felching weakertha
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suburban whiteboys that get dropped off two streets over from the square by their moms so they can look like they be runnin the streets that try to
talk ghetto....you grew up in a gated community fool. you aint pac
he\'s dead jim - that dumb fucking show
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JawnDiablo
Posting Freak
Posts: 12139
Registered: 4-21-2005
Location: 1902666
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| Quote: | Originally posted by RomanticViolence
i fucking hate when im out at a party or a bar and i have to shit. |
yeah ...i loved that post......just stumbled upon it in a drunken surf....
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Terror Aesthetic
Member
Posts: 273
Registered: 9-26-2005
Location: north carolina
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Mood: bright eyes felching weakertha
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i hate it even more when some asshole "like me" pissed on theseatbefore i got there and needed to sit on it. sorry ladies but when that happens im
holing up in your facilities to drop it.
he\'s dead jim - that dumb fucking show
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DAK
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Posts: 3507
Registered: 5-13-2004
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I was once so drunk I shit my own pants while getting a lap dance.
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I laughed so hard I about shat meself
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RomanticViolence
* Jennytailya *
Posts: 1547
Registered: 3-26-2004
Location: Baltimore MD
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Mood: Fuck U All
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I hate HWY 404 and ocean city beach traffic. I hate having to wait almost 20 mins to cross that fucking hwy so i can get to work.
I'm glad the "Beach season" is coming to an end.
Have you ever noticed how crayons are a lot like M&M's? All the colors tend to taste the same.
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