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Big Ugly
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First won is funny as hell. Second one is just fucked up. Both are demented and sad. Where do you find this shit?
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RomanticViolence
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| Quote: | | Christianity is so ridiculas. If jesus Christ came back today i think the last thing he would want to see is a Cruisifix... why dont we just hang
electric chairs on gold chains from our necks |
Have you ever noticed how crayons are a lot like M&M's? All the colors tend to taste the same.
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that just goes to show how fucked up those god bothering cunts can be. they dont see fuck all of the real world outside of their tunnel vision force
fed indoctrination.
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RomanticViolence
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hahaha.. what an asshole. Jumping into a lions den... what the fuck are these people thinking before they do that kinda shit?.
Have you ever noticed how crayons are a lot like M&M's? All the colors tend to taste the same.
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| Quote: | Originally posted by RomanticViolence
hahaha.. what an asshole. Jumping into a lions den... what the fuck are these people thinking before they do that kinda shit?.
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That guy is a fucking balloon. i guess he thought the bible would save him-maybe if he twatted the lion on its nose with it, it might have done. i
hope he got some pain for his stupidity, hopefully a rough butt fucking from the majestic beast too! 
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Jeff trhe Greek
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Apparently he forgot they used to feed the christians to the lions. oops.
Don\'t blame me, I voted for Kodos.
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Jeff trhe Greek
Apparently he forgot they used to feed the christians to the lions. oops. |
 nice one bud!!
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Big Ugly
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What a maroon.
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Words can't begin to describe how demented and sad that is. Mary's a busy lady, what with all her appearances. She shows up on rock faces, trees,
mirrors, windows, brick walls, and once, on a blueberry muffin. Now she has blessed with her image once more brothers and sisters, this time, on a
grilled cheese sandwich. Praise Gawd, brothers and sisters, amen.
I only wish I was kidding about the muffin thing but it really happened too. Anybody who actually buys this thing deserves to have their money taken
cause they're obviously too stupid too have it in the first place.
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RomanticViolence
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man.. that is fucking ridiculas. Theres been 14 bids on it too. Stupid fucking people, maybe the virgin mary will show up on the toilet paper next
time i wipe my ass. Bidding will start at 20, 000.
Have you ever noticed how crayons are a lot like M&M's? All the colors tend to taste the same.
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Jeff trhe Greek
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| Quote: | Originally posted by RomanticViolence
man.. that is fucking ridiculas. Theres been 14 bids on it too. Stupid fucking people, maybe the virgin mary will show up on the toilet paper next
time i wipe my ass. Bidding will start at 20, 000. |
I'm still laughing. We had a greasespot in the parking lot of a Tim Horton's (coffee/donut joint) that was supposed to look like Jesus. There were
people comin' from all over, it was fucked. I'm personally all about the stigmata, I wish that shit would happen to me.
Don\'t blame me, I voted for Kodos.
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Boycott Christian HC
I'd hit it..............!!!!!!!!!!!! |
...and then I'd burn her record collection.
If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work.
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Big Ugly
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Big Duane
| Quote: | Originally posted by Boycott Christian HC
I'd hit it..............!!!!!!!!!!!! |
...and then I'd burn her record collection. |
I agree with both sentiments.
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newbreedbrian
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me three
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Big Ugly
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Here's one for Mr. Boycott, don't know if you've already seen it.
http://www.jesusisacunt.com/
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Big Ugly
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Nice post. I like that one.
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Boycott Christian HC
Dear all, I'd like to clear up any misunderstandings and make it abundantly clear that nowhere in the whole rant did I say "Hardcore kids, don't fuck
christian chicks." On the contrary!
VIRGINIA - ASSISTANT TO HEAD HONCHO
"My job at Facedown is: Christian store sales, shipping/receiving, inventory,
ordering supplies, record keeper, mailorder room manager, street team, E-Team, and taking care of the baby doggies
My hobbies / Interests outside of work are: Photography, Movies, Quilting, scrapbooking, and gardening
Favorite Movie(s): 13 Going on 30!!!, Cheaper by the Dozen, Spiderman 1-2, The Lord of the Rings 1-3, The Wedding Singer
Record?s I?m listening to lately: Nightwish, Wedding Singer soundtrack Vol 1 & 2, Nora Jones, Shockwave, Jesus Wept
The Best show I ever attended was: Bon Jovi in Thailand 1993, Shocktober 2001, NIV's last US show Aug. 30th 2002, Linkin Park / POD - LA - Mar. 04,
and THE BEST ONE OF ALL- NIGHTWISH IN ANAHEIM AND IN HOLLYWOOD '04!!!!MAN WHAT A SHOW!"
I'd hit it..............!!!!!!!!!!!! |
And with any luck her hubby Jason would smack the shit out you.
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| Quote: | Originally posted by XchrisX
And with any luck her hubby Jason would smack the shit out you. |
That wouldn't be very Christian of him, now would it?
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Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?
Thanks for a country where nobody\'s allowed to mind their own business.Thanks for a nation of finks...You always were a headache and you always were
a bore.Thanks for the last and greatest betrayal of the last and greatest of human dreams.
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Big Ugly
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| Quote: | Originally posted by ritchie
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God? |
I like this guy!
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RomanticViolence
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WTF?
Have you ever noticed how crayons are a lot like M&M's? All the colors tend to taste the same.
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GabeTexasGAMC
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dudes stay off teh fucking crack....
lets talk about hot christian chicks instead....
theres this place down the street where all the christian kids come and regroup from all over the us before heading to mexico to do that mercy work,
whatever the fuck its called...
and the girls are HOTTIES!
dude yeah man, i get a boner just looking at crosses now.
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Big Ugly
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| Quote: | Originally posted by GabeTexasGAMC
dudes stay off teh fucking crack....
lets talk about hot christian chicks instead....
theres this place down the street where all the christian kids come and regroup from all over the us before heading to mexico to do that mercy work,
whatever the fuck its called...
and the girls are HOTTIES!
dude yeah man, i get a boner just looking at crosses now. |
That's way more then I ever needed to know about you.
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ManMadePsycho
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I agree totally on BCH..I was tricked into going to a C.H. show a few months back and the singer from one of the bands told everybody to close there
eyes and raise there hands if they were christians...Me I just sat there with my friends and watched as everybody closed there eyes and raised there
hands...After the show we were followed in the parking lot to my friends car, and the guy handed us a bunch of pamphlets and papers and preached to
us....
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SmashHit518
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| Quote: | Originally posted by ManMadePsycho
I agree totally on BCH..I was tricked into going to a C.H. show a few months back and the singer from one of the bands told everybody to close there
eyes and raise there hands if they were christians...Me I just sat there with my friends and watched as everybody closed there eyes and raised there
hands...After the show we were followed in the parking lot to my friends car, and the guy handed us a bunch of pamphlets and papers and preached to
us.... |
See that kind of shit should never happen, but I definitely don't hold a grudge against non-preachy christian hardcore bands.
Smash hit? Smash it!
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