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Who'd win in a fight between ...
... a carnivorous goat with bat wings and a baboon with blades strapped to his forearms?
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the baboon
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Skinny P
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Ok. Then if in round 2 the baboon had to fight a camel that was a black belt in Aikido?
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Baboon.
‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
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Right. The baboon is now at stage 3. His next opponent is a cat with a crocodile's face.
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I'm going with the cat.
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The baboon was obviously knackered after those first 2 fights. So the cat with the crocodile face is swallowing the last piece of hairy goodness when
along comes a new challenger!
It's a Polar bear with spider legs!
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the hunter with the gun filming it
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The hunter with the gun filming it takes a pot shot at it, grazes it's ass with a shot and merely enrages it. The beast devours the hunter leaving his
camera unharmed and still rolling. The face off between the polar bear with spider legs and the cat with a crocodile face continues ...
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polarspider
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Skinny P
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Polar spider eats the living shit out of crococat. But the smell of blood has attracted unwanted attention. It's a frog with a shark head and wasp's
eyes.
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THe E. coli from the bacteria in the polarspiders poop = revenge on the shark thing.
Each aspect of the soul has it's own part to play, but the ideal is harmonious agreement with reason and control.
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Unfortunately the "shark thing" has inherited the sharks unbelievably powerful immune system, which laughs at E. Coli the same you you'd laugh at a
drunk russian farmer falling off a unicycle. The polarspider has wasted it's time shitting and has fallen prey to the sharkfrog with the wasp eyes.
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clevohardcore
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But the polar-SPIDER on Evan BIOHAZARDS back would destroy all that is living.
Each aspect of the soul has it's own part to play, but the ideal is harmonious agreement with reason and control.
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HAHA! Yeah that'd be fairly rockin! It'd have to fight a waspbat which has Rob Halford on it's back!
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| Quote: | Originally posted by clevohardcore
But the polar-SPIDER on Evan BIOHAZARDS back would destroy all that is living. |
BUT.......could it beat a praying mantis-wolf, with danzig on it's back?
it'd really be pure evil.....
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Only if the praying mantis wolf could breath fire.
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what if it were just radio-active insted?
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Hmmmm. Radioactive you say? Is radioactivity a tool of the evil hordes that lurk in the shadow realm?
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Skinny P
Hmmmm. Radioactive you say? Is radioactivity a tool of the evil hordes that lurk in the shadow realm? |
that is Danzig to a tee........ 
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Yeah he's all about that shite! If he was astride a pure black warhorse, with a buxom she devil on the saddle behind him, and he had a battle axe in
his hand and was surrounded by the bodies of dead angels with their wings chopped off.......
HE WOULD FUCKING LOVE IT!
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Good stuff.
I have nothing to add here with the animals but i would like to quote Doug Stanhope by saying "A retard beats a autistic in a death match"
On a side note:
The other day during one of my many moments of mental diarrhea i had a disturbing thought….
How fucked up would a Freddy Krueger on roller skates or a Jason Voorhees that could fly be?
Have you ever noticed how crayons are a lot like M&M's? All the colors tend to taste the same.
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If Ray of Today spit the same green stuff out of his mouth that THE FLY did in that 80's movie, but the spit was "straight edge krishna power" spit
that made everyone Krishna. He would convert all and the Deer would rule the world because of vegetarianism.
Each aspect of the soul has it's own part to play, but the ideal is harmonious agreement with reason and control.
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| Quote: | Originally posted by clevohardcore
If Ray of Today spit the same green stuff out of his mouth that THE FLY did in that 80's movie, but the spit was "straight edge krishna power" spit
that made everyone Krishna. He would convert all and the Deer would rule the world because of vegetarianism. |
Terrifying thought.
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