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What do you think this means?
I had Chinese food for lunch today, and when I cracked open my fortune cookie at the end of the meal, there was nothing inside.
If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work.
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ENDERA.x
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uh oh
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| Quote: | Originally posted by ENDERA.x
uh oh |
i know, right!?
If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work.
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GabeTexasGAMC
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hahaha YOU ARE DOOOOOOOOOMED!
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defstarsteve
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I used to always get nothing...
and now look at me...
run don't look back just run now
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TTF
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Hey Duane, welcome to my world.
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moron
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well, I had chinese food yesterday and they didnt even bother to send me a fortune cookie.
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Killthehumans
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isnt it obvious? it means I deserve a free t-shirt.
just take a look at the papers
your leaders
they\'re killers
they\'re liars
what they do in your
name to make the bodies pile higher
the murders, the terror
they\'ve done it forever
as we sit band and smile
at the script they sell us
but now the victims, they\'re rising
their numbers\'s multiplying
they want their revenge for the years
that they\'ve been dying
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tireironsaint
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Whatever you do tonight Duane, DON'T GO TO SLEEP!!
Veritas odium parit
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BDx13
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| Quote: | Originally posted by tireironsaint
Whatever you do tonight Duane, DON'T GO TO SLEEP!! |
that shouldn't be hard.
If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work.
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Gooch
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Big Duane
I had Chinese food for lunch today, and when I cracked open my fortune cookie at the end of the meal, there was nothing inside.
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sounds like a line from a bad emo song.
My mind is Clear, Free from hurt. My mind is Clear, Value its worth!
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MyOwnWay
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A friend of mine got a fortune cookie that read:
If you are still hungry, eat another fortune cookie.
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Boogie Capone
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Mine said "that was not chicken".
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GabeTexasGAMC
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hahahahha!
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xPARROTx
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if word gets out...someone at the fortune cookie sweatshop is gonna lose a finger
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RomanticViolence
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Boogie Capone
Mine said "that was not chicken". |
awesome!
Have you ever noticed how crayons are a lot like M&M's? All the colors tend to taste the same.
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DaveMoral
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I always get 2 fortunes... weird.
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BKT
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If I had to guess it means the same as all the other fortunes that one finds in those cookies. Nothing.
Or it means that one of the workers on the fortune cookie line was not paying attention.
MM.
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necrobutcher
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Maybe it is a metaphorical statement on nothingness and the only way to find enlightenment is through emptiness.
Or maybe I'm talking out of my ass (I'm leaning towards the latter)
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stateofdisgrace
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Happened to me once. Then I asked for another fortune cookie. The guy behind the counter said:
(insert Chinese accent) "no more fortune for you!"
That's it. Just no more fortune's for you........
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MyOwnWay
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Amazing how this thread was from two years ago, and there was a post from me. Christ I've been here for a while.
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upyerbum
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It was a Friday cookie.
Well, its this place where nobody works, and the pigs don\'t give you any shit. Everyone smokes weed and gets drunk all day. Its a place where
cunts like me and you can truly take it easy and relax. Know what I mean?
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