bombidol
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GREETINGS IN THE NAME OF OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST
wot
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xChino_Martinezx
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so she's from France, has an american name, has 7 million american dollars in a bank in a really small african country that has had a not so good at
all economy since the 80's and has a japanese yahoo mail account...
I like these facts even more:
(none of the things below are made up, it's for real, look for it in a bible or in the internet and you'll see it's not made up at all)
1. she pretends to find the less privileged thru the internet meaning the homeless and starving millions all around the world have laptops with
wireless internet: nice...
2. she was married to Lazarus David and is now a "new christian convert" when her husband had a biblic name which means it's 90% probably that he was
from a very, very religious family.
3. analyzing this completely in a revealing way: Lazarus is the man that Christ brought back from the dead because of his inconditional faith on Jesus
and David, the king that despite of some mistakes and injuries against God, was always forgiven and loved by God because he turned into a fair and
virtous king with a mayor faith in God and the scriptures say that The Messiah will be a direct descendant from him. She uses 2 icons of Christianity
related to believing and looking for that full faith, both of them, awarded with grace for that confident faith. Beyond that, she gives a specific
number for her millions: number 7. Is said that King David was born in the year 1037 B.C. and died in the year 967
B.C., notice that both years end in 7 and that he lived 70 years. Is also said that King David comitted adultery
with a woman named Betsabé and the punishment for this sin was that the son from this unholy act died 7 days after he died so they
couldn't have a child. During his last years as king, Israel suffered 3 years from starving and some prophets told him that this was because the
Israel people had killed gabaonitas that were cananeos after they promised God they wouldn't kill them and when David consulted the gabaonitas to look
for a way to set peace and the gabaoinitas asked him for 7 descendants from Saul to hang them, so he turned 7 to
save Israel from starvation. David supposedly had 8 "legal" wives, but the last one, Betsabé, was from an adulterous union and adultery being
considered as an injury against God cannot be considered a real marriage, so he actually had 7 wives. And I'm pretty sure that if I
carry on with Solomon I would find more of these "coincidences". Starting from the fact that Solomon, son and succesor of David, third and last king
of Israel, supposedly one of the most rich kings in history, took the throne in 970 B.C. and according to the bible, had
700 queens that lead him into the sin of idolatry and this was apparently one of the mayor causes why upon his death, Israel kingdom
got separated.
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xChino_Martinezx
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now that I think about it, that mail is some evil shit, look for those 7 millions and your soul will be doomed for eternity (and you'll be ripped off
like an old lady in a chinese casino) 'cause satan himself and Glen Danzig wrote that mail!!! repent sinners!!!
I'm going to my classes now, but my final recomendation is that you buy lots of canned food, a boat, a bible, some candles, 2 shotguns and lots of
ammo and be prepared for everything... then you can print my point #3 and send it to your local faith dealer and tell them that Azazel told you to hit
that.
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newbreedbrian
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i'm always amazed that people fall for this shit. a deadly combination of greed and stupidity no doubt
The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, ?You know, I want to set those people over there on
fire, but I?m just not close enough to get the job done.? George Carlin
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