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[*] posted on 12-5-2008 at 11:39 PM
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Has anyone ever seen a baby shark with webbed feet? A worker of the Malaysian Fisheries Development Board (LKIM) in Batu Maung, Penang, made this unusual find when she was given the 1.7kg fish by a fisherman at the jetty recently. Mary Looi, 48, said she only realised the shark was different when she wanted to cook tomyam fish for lunch for her family. ďIt was only when I was about to cut the shark the day after I received it that I found two webbed feet sticking out from the lower part of the body. ďThe shark is one-metre long,Ē she said. Looi said she dared not cook the fish after consulting her husband Gooi Man Kaw, 57, who told her that according to Chinese belief, eating fish with unusual features could bring disaster or ill luck. ďImmediately, I returned the fish to the fisherman that night at about 10pm ďHe threw it back into the sea,Ē said Looi. Looi, who has been working at LKIM for 10 years, said this was the first time she had stumbled upon such an unusual find. When contacted, Universiti Sains Malaysia (USM) Muka Head marine research station head Prof Dr Zulfigar Yasin said this is the first time he had heard of fish with legs found in the Malaysian waters. ďThere is a possibility that the fish could have swum from other waters into Malaysian waters. ďAs far as I am concerned, fish species with legs or bony fins can only be discovered in the waters of North Sulawesi in Indonesia or South Africa,Ē he said.


300 million years and they are still evolving...
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[*] posted on 12-6-2008 at 12:02 AM


I haven't handled too many sharks in my day, but I think I'd notice immediately if the mother fucker had feet of any sort... webbed or not.

That's like saying "It took me three days to notice that he had flippers instead of arms." You should notice that shit right away.




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[*] posted on 12-6-2008 at 12:28 AM


Landshark.



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[*] posted on 12-6-2008 at 01:14 AM


That's fucked up.



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[*] posted on 12-6-2008 at 04:10 AM


"so basically, this shark died with an erection"
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[*] posted on 12-6-2008 at 07:49 AM


anyone here ever eat shark?
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[*] posted on 12-6-2008 at 11:21 AM


umm, if they can walk out of the water to eat us, we'refucked...



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[*] posted on 12-6-2008 at 02:03 PM


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[*] posted on 12-6-2008 at 03:02 PM


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umm, if they can walk out of the water to eat us, we'refucked...


that is what I was thinking....
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[*] posted on 12-6-2008 at 03:30 PM


possibly an army of webbed feet sharks just waiting to invade our shores...

them and the alien squids with arms....
we are all going to drop on the food chain a few levels
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[*] posted on 12-6-2008 at 04:35 PM


It would make shark hunting way more fun. I have the shark in my scope.
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[*] posted on 12-6-2008 at 06:19 PM


Why the fuck would you throw it back into the ocean?



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[*] posted on 12-6-2008 at 11:06 PM


this is almost as bad as the Grizzly/Polar Bear.





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[*] posted on 12-7-2008 at 01:30 AM


I had shark before as a appetizer. Not bad, but then they do scare the shit out of me.



That being said that this worries me. A shark that has feet will one day water and oil, religion, poverty, food and whatever differences we may have with other countries will no longer matter. THe WARRIORS and the BASEBALL FURIES will have to battle real sharks with legs.




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[*] posted on 12-7-2008 at 06:26 AM


None of us nor are great great great grandchildren have much to worry about.
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[*] posted on 12-7-2008 at 08:27 AM


I ate putrified shark when I was in Iceland a few months ago.

It smelled like amonia and tasted horrendous.

What the fuck is the deal with the views of this post anyway? Is it linked somewhere crazy?
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[*] posted on 12-7-2008 at 08:44 AM


Views - 23959

Is the board broken or is that right? :D




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[*] posted on 12-7-2008 at 07:14 PM


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Is the board broken or is that right? :D


At like 42000 now.




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[*] posted on 12-7-2008 at 09:33 PM


Yeah, should be more promo in the thread for the lurkers. Wonder where they're coming from.

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[*] posted on 12-7-2008 at 09:44 PM


Hmm.... not sure whether to be intrigued or scared shitless.



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[*] posted on 12-8-2008 at 02:13 AM


there has to be some kind of weird tracking thing going on with the view count
either that or the sharks are aware that we know what they are up to and are monitoring us...
if I end up the victim of a shark attack anytime soon, you all please spread the word about this horrible menace
avenge me.....

there legions of sharks with feet out there with acress to the internt and these boards...
now we ARE really fucked...
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[*] posted on 12-8-2008 at 04:06 AM


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there has to be some kind of weird tracking thing going on with the view count
either that or the sharks are aware that we know what they are up to and are monitoring us...
if I end up the victim of a shark attack anytime soon, you all please spread the word about this horrible menace
avenge me.....

there legions of sharks with feet out there with acress to the internt and these boards...
now we ARE really fucked...


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[*] posted on 12-8-2008 at 11:04 AM


on saturday and sunday we had more than ten times the usual number of daily visitors.
plus, it looks like we got listed on stumbledupon.





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[*] posted on 12-10-2008 at 11:36 AM


Hey guys...whats cooking?
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