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NothingInVain
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women trouble (advice needed)
I have known this chick for almost a year now and she's absolutely perfect in every way. I'm an idiot when it comes to relationship bulshit because
I'm so old and jaded which leads me to forget she is absolutely nothing like the other dumb bitches I've been with in my past.
This girl is beautiful, intelligent, hilarious, caring, understanding.. Everything you could ever want in a woman. But I'm scared as shit due to the
fact that she makes me feel more vulnerable than anyone ever has.
I guess I need stories of things working out/advice.
I need some serious wisdom and encouragement to get the balls to make sit work with this girl. I've never been on to think about marriage but this
girl has me twisted.
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random
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Do you have an account you post from more often? You've got two posts, and the first was this one from six months ago...
| Quote: | Originally posted by NothingInVain
I WANNA BITCH WITH EXTENSIONS IN HER HAIR. BAMBOO EARRINGS, ATLEAST 2 PAIR! |
As for advice... I'd avoid Sheer Terror and Blood for Blood for a while.
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morgan
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| Quote: | Originally posted by random
As for advice... I'd avoid Sheer Terror and Blood for Blood for a while. |
Very good idea.
But in the event things go badly, I'd prescribe a heavy dose of each.
Support the arts, shoot a rapper.
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random
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morgan, I'm a fan of whatever place you got your medical degree. 
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NothingInVain
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Hahaha! I haven't had the downtime to be on the computer in a long while. My moms got very ill so I had been stayin with her. She's doin a lot better
now so I got to move back into my place and have sometime for myself to geek around on the internet.
Fellas, this woman is the real deal. Hell, last time I saw her she made me dinner, was wearing a sheer terror shirt and looked beautiful as ever.
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morgan
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Sorry to here about the issues with you mom, that always sucks. Wish I could give some relationship advice but my life has pretty much one long
string of failed relationships. Most of which went south pretty fucking quick.
Support the arts, shoot a rapper.
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Rich Uncle Skeleton
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| Quote: | Originally posted by morgan
| Quote: | Originally posted by random
As for advice... I'd avoid Sheer Terror and Blood for Blood for a while. |
Very good idea.
But in the event things go badly, I'd prescribe a heavy dose of each. |
Had a situation like his recently. It went way south, but at least now I can recite every lyric on "Spit My Last Breath" a cappella.
Honestly, that album, any Sheer Terror, and Neglect are dangerous to listen to when one is feeling like shit.
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morgan
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Get me drunk, pissed off, and listening to Spit My Last Breath or Revenge on Society and bad thinks will happen.
Support the arts, shoot a rapper.
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I've come to realize most guys are idiots at the relationship crap, but that dosen't matter. It also dosen't matter if you're old and jadded. If you
really dig her, tell her. What's really the worst that could happen? She dosen't dig you back? Yeah, it'll suck for you, but if she really is
"understanding" your friendship will not be harmed.
I also suggest cooking for her. Not just mac and cheese from the box either. And if you don't know how, it dosen't hurt to try. If it comes out like
crap, atleast she will know your tring to do something outside of your box to impress her. Girls like that sorta crap.
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Mickey
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I always look at situations like this....is it gonna kill ya...no, then game on. This girl may be the one, but if it doesn't work out they are like
bus'.....another will come along in 20 minutes. If she's cooking you dinner she's probably into you as well.....game on.
I'm ok with people not liking me
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NothingInVain
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She lives a few hours away from me so I'm trying to make plans to go see her either this weekend or next. I hope it's not too little too late. I need
to figure out something special to do for her.. She deserves the world and I hope she lets me give it to her. I'm just scared I've made way too many
empty promises due to me being so scared
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Ive always compared relationships to street fights.You might get knocked out,fat lipped,or blacked out,but you usually survive.either way at the end
you have your homies to drink and
have a laugh.-Franklo
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Enyo
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| Quote: | Originally posted by franklo
Ive always compared relationships to street fights.You might get knocked out,fat lipped,or blacked out,but you usually survive.either way at the end
you have your homies to drink and
have a laugh.-Franklo |
Excellent philosophy.
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Want my advice. Go to the tit bar and get wasted. Then keep doing that until you are over the dame. Worked for me every time.
MM.
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I'm gonna tell you this dude... vulnerability can be a good thing with a girl. I mean, you feel vulnerable why? Because you want to open up to this
chick? You might want to throw it all out there on the table, and that can be a good thing. I just wouldn't rush it, because if the chick's not
feeling the same way that shit can scare her right the hell outta there.
What the fuck do I know though... I still don't have this marriage thing down.
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| Quote: | | last time I saw her she was wearing a sheer terror shirt and looked beautiful as ever. |
marry her.
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Enyo
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| Quote: | Originally posted by metal mulisha
Want my advice. Go to the tit bar and get wasted. Then keep doing that until you are over the dame. Worked for me every time.
MM. |
you could marry her.. OR.. you could do this.
Marriage or tits... it's a hard choice.
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Ask her if she'll give you a blumpkin. If she doesn't run away screaming, she's a keeper.
‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
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Enyo
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ok- I had to google blumpkin.
Discipline- Seriously? Are there women who wouldn't run from that? (ok, I have the internet.. I KNOW there are women who would enjoy that, but Geez!)
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Discipline
Ask her if she'll give you a blumpkin. If she doesn't run away screaming, she's a keeper. |
And if you ask... and she does it... and you videotape it... it is guaranteed that someone on the Thorp board will find the video, post the link, and
fail to describe the video, so that only half of us are retarded enough to click on it.
But it still won't be as bad as the guy with the pickle jar.
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Enyo
ok- I had to google blumpkin.
Discipline- Seriously? Are there women who wouldn't run from that? (ok, I have the internet.. I KNOW there are women who would enjoy that, but Geez!)
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I've never tried it, but I figure if she was willing, she'd be a keeper.
‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
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Enyo
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How about something that doesn't involve poo?
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Enyo
How about something that doesn't involve poo? |
You're no fun! 
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| Quote: | Originally posted by franklo
Ive always compared relationships to street fights. |
Ha! I've been in a 19 year street fight!
Well, its this place where nobody works, and the pigs don\'t give you any shit. Everyone smokes weed and gets drunk all day. Its a place where
cunts like me and you can truly take it easy and relax. Know what I mean?
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Furly
| Quote: | Originally posted by Enyo
How about something that doesn't involve poo? |
You're no fun! |
Ah.. you found me out. 
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