jonnynewbreed
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worst place to take a shit?
In honor of the other thread I thought i'd start this one.
Worst place to take a shit:
1. New girlfriends house
2. Airplane
3. Long range bus with a toilet
4. My dads boat when we are 4 days from nearest land
5. your pants
6. the woods
7. most club bathrooms
8.Most gas stations
9.porta potty
10. any bathroom that is directly off your kitchen
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JawnDiablo
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CBGB woulda been at the top of this list......
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I went to a show with my buddy, I only had one beer, but starting feeling really sick. I stuck it out, getting the shits and vomiting isn't going to
stop me from seeing Dying Fetus.
We get back to his little apartment, where the bathroom was threw the bedroom, where his girlfriend was sleeping, well, trying to sleep. The toilet
was about 5 feet from the bed. I was the kind of sick where it felt like I was being stabbed in the stomach and just wanted to die. Stuff was comming
out of every hole in my body and there was a lot of heaving and groans.
The best part is whenever I'm miserable I like to call my dad. He starts asking me what I took, I told him I don't do drugs, he kept saying if I don't
tell him he can't tell me how to fix it. He asked to talk to my buddy, right away he says "what did she take?" My darling father wouldn't beleive I
didn't OD. Eventually I went to the ER, it was just some kind of bug.
So the worst place to take a shit for me is right next to your buddies girl.
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Onboard a middle eastern cargo vessel. Whenever we boarded, we always looked for the shit hole, it was literaly a hole that had rotted theough a deck
and they would simply shit through it and just never go back to the space the shit would land in. It sucked. It was either that or try to shit over
the side and risk a swell sending you down a 90 foot feeboard plunge to the drink. I love my job
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jonnynewbreed
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I was thinking about you Voodoo, I'm sure you've shit in some less than awesome places.
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Dave
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jonny what is up with you and pooping topics?
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The old PEABODY'S DOWN UNDER club in Clevo. Man that place was awful.
O once I took a shit on HIGHWAY RT 8 in Akron coming home from IRON MAIDEN, MOTORHEAD, DIO show. Everyone was watching from our car and truckers/cars
were blowing horns at me. It was one day home from PUNTA CANA. I got something form there. Whne I shit I had to shit and it was awful.
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jonnynewbreed
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Dave
jonny what is up with you and pooping topics? |
what do you mean, have I posted other pooping threads? I just got thinking about the worst places to shit and thought i would share it.
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Dave
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Embassy Hotel London Ont. 
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Any all day / 3 day / 5 day concerts ALLWAYS tops this list (see: Porta Potty)
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Siczine.com
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I think pants should be much higher, I would rather shit anywhere but my pants.
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jonnynewbreed
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have you ever been stuck in traffic with the shits? At what point do you just accept the fact that you are going to shit your pants and just go with
it.
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I truly hope I am never in that situation.
Most of my ride home from work is in wooded areas.
i would just pull the hell over and drop the anchor and wipe with one of my socks.
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Furly
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| Quote: | Originally posted by juandiablo
i would just pull the hell over and drop the anchor and wipe with one of my socks. |
Never used my sock, have used my undies before. better than not knowing if I'll get poison oak or some shit on my ass.
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When I had to drop a deuce while working outside I would use thee old under shirt after shitting in a bucket.
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Plane easily tops the list.
Any venue toilet is horrible.
Train station toilets are also disgusting.
A lot of people ask me what kind of music I like. I love "soul music". My "soul music" isn’t a style, genre or niche. It’s music that is genuine. It’s
a painful lyric, a dirty bassline, it’s a harrowing vocal, it’s feedback, it’s an anthem, it’s a love song, it’s anarchy. I’ve got my personal
favourites but in the end it doesn’t matter who or where it comes from... so long as it’s good and it's real.
- Paul Morris, music director at 97.7 HTZ-FM
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My grandfather worked construction his whole life. One day he was on site and had to shit so he shit in a brown paper bag and put it in the back of
his pick up truck to dispose of later. He went on site and went to work for the day and when he arrived back to his truck at the end of the day he
had been stolen from. They took his tools, some nails and...the brown paper bag of shit.
He laughed so hard that he forgot about the fact he was stolen from and always said that the replacement cost of his tools was worth a lifetime of
telling that story.
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