clevohardcore
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I ate ATOMIC chickenwings from Quaker Steak and Lube
.....And today my ass itches and burns. I ate 12 of them. It hurts to shit.
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Voodoobillyman
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Was that the place from Man vs Food? if so, damn bro, damn.
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clevohardcore
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Same place. We had one built about 6 years ago in my end of town.
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Were they just heat or did they have some flavor to them? I can't get into the ones that just burn the hell out of you.
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leave it to the Descendents to write an awesome song about burning shits....
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Stay away from the chili verde
Unless you want to get blown away
Treat the spider with a little respect
You take the heat - it's gonna bite back
Blast off at Cape Canaveral
Toilet seat is your launching pad
Blast off at Cape Canaveral
4, 3, 2, 1, Blast off!
Capsaicinoids are a thing to avoid
Unless you wanna burn in that roid
We’ll be laughing and rolling on the floor
When we hear you screaming through that door
Blast off at Cape Canaveral
All systems go!
Blast off at Cape Canaveral
4, 3, 2, 1, Blast off!
Shhhh, shh shh you can hear him, you can hear
No, no, Listen you can hear him
Jalepeno, Habenero
Burning all yo' hair down there-o
Picinu, Vindaloo
There gonna getcha
There gonna getcha too!
You know all those red things in the Kung Pow
Don't say I didn't warn you now
Take the time to pick them out
Or the spider gets scratchy
And its time to countdown!
Blast off at Cape Canaveral
Ohh ohhh ohhh
Blast off at Cape Canaveral
WOOOOO HOOOO!
Blast off at Cape Canaveral
Houston we have a problem
Blast off at Cape Canaveral
Now 4, 3, 2, 1, Blast off!
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HONUS-as much as i can't stand a great deal of what you really like (for my own reasons that i would never hold,nor impose,against you),YOU FUCKING
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YOU,HONUS,IS WHAT MAKES THE "EDGE" COOL.
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put the toilet paper in the fridge. Hemorrhoid cream numbs your
a-hole so that may help too.
If it burns that bad going in it's going to hurt even worse coming out
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clevohardcore
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Its like my asshole and surrounding area is sunburned. It fucking burns. If it werent for this I'd eat the wings again. They were actually good, but
very fucking hot. The wing flavor was really not bad thats why I ate more.
*warning* If you go to Quaker Steak and attemp this DO NOT drink beer when you do. It made it burn more when you eat the wings for some reason. Stick
to the ranch or blue cheese and celery.
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wing poops are something terrible.
for one reason or another, for me, they are the ones that come out slowly and burn like hell.
i love wings but dont partake all too often anymore.
now however, i have a craving for these little pieces of heaven.
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clevohardcore
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Its crazy I always dig some wings but for some reason this winter I have been dragging people out to get some either after studying or grabbing a
couple beers with friends. I always want to get wings. I'd eat some now even with these crazy ass pains down south.....
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I like hot stuff, and the next day is usually painful. If you eat hot stuff regularly it might not affect you as much. One day I was driving to a
prison to see one of my clients. As I got there my coffee kicked in and I had to shit BAD. No problem. I figured I'd just shit right when I got
inside the prison. Well, there wasn't the proper paperwork at the guard station so I wasn't let in, and this prison was in the middle of nowhere. It
was gonna take me 30 minutes to get back to my office, and I had a turtle head making it's way out. To top it off, I had eaten some hot sauce with my
food the night before so the little tip of the turd was stinging my asshole. I drove as fast as I could and finally found a Friendly's where I could
stop. What a relief. Something similar happened to me while on the subway to work in NYC too, but minus the hot sauce. My asshole didn't feel the
same for the rest of the day.
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clevohardcore
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I put hotsauce on my eggs in the morning. I even go out of my way and hit sauce shops if I see one. Buy a couple new sauces if I never had it. I have
had plenty of shitty and good sauces in my day so far. This by far is the hottest or in the very least hottest that actually does have nice taste.
Seriously, if you like the hottness go to a Q-S and Lube if you can. I have go tto say I did not think it was this hot when I ate it. Thats why I ate
more of them then they actually served me. I ate the rest the ones my friend had becasue he couldn't.
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I either put Franks or Sriracha on everything I eat...literally everything...like maybe not breakfast cereal but EVERYTHING else. I go through at
LEAST a bottle every week/ week and a halfI have never had these 'hot' shits you guys are talking about lol. Wing shits, sure...from all the
grease....but burning turds? That's fucked.
A side note on the beer not helping the hotness. Beer is pretty much water and I think the spices are basically fat soluble, thats why drinking pop or
beer is like rubbing fire on fire and dressing and such has a cooling effect.
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I use Frank's to make my wing sauce if I make it at home.
Never failed me yet.
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clevohardcore
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I get FRANKS in the business section of SAMS CLUB I use it so much. It's in gallon size. Have you tried the new extra hot franks. Its very good.
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About the only time I've ever had the "hot shits" was when I drank habanero sauce on a bet... that was a mistake and half. It turned into the "hot
and bloody shits". Outside of that I've never had a problem with spicy food.
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Jason the Magnificent
I either put Franks or Sriracha on everything I eat...literally everything...like maybe not breakfast cereal but EVERYTHING else. I go through at
LEAST a bottle every week/ week and a halfI have never had these 'hot' shits you guys are talking about lol. Wing shits, sure...from all the
grease....but burning turds? That's fucked.
A side note on the beer not helping the hotness. Beer is pretty much water and I think the spices are basically fat soluble, thats why drinking pop or
beer is like rubbing fire on fire and dressing and such has a cooling effect. |
Dairy is the only thing that can actually sooth that.
And I eat a ton of spicey food and get the burning shits pretty often. I think it's more odd that you DON'T experience this.
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clevohardcore
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I never get burns like this, but I never ate something with a 150,000 SHU. I think Franks is a 5,000 SHU
this is a link to the sauce
http://quakersteak.securetree.com/Products/Bottles-of-Sauces...
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| Quote: | Originally posted by MarkV
| Quote: | Originally posted by Jason the Magnificent
I either put Franks or Sriracha on everything I eat...literally everything...like maybe not breakfast cereal but EVERYTHING else. I go through at
LEAST a bottle every week/ week and a halfI have never had these 'hot' shits you guys are talking about lol. Wing shits, sure...from all the
grease....but burning turds? That's fucked.
A side note on the beer not helping the hotness. Beer is pretty much water and I think the spices are basically fat soluble, thats why drinking pop or
beer is like rubbing fire on fire and dressing and such has a cooling effect. |
Dairy is the only thing that can actually sooth that.
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...because it's fat soluble and dairy has fatty protiens (alcohol too, but I doubt you want to wash your wings down with bourbon.)
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a couple blocks from my crib and I think I will be getting dinner there tomorrow
yum
http://www.pigdaddysbarbecue.com/
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I like boneless buffalo wings, I had some at pizza hut the other day. Although they may pale in comparison to what Clevo (or his a-hole) experienced
they were still very delicious with just the right amount of heat going in and none coming out.
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BDx13
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i'm coming over.
If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work.
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a 5 minute drive from the house.
http://www.unclebubs.com/
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| Quote: | Originally posted by BD
i'm coming over. |
it's fun food.
i go in the bar next door whenever i go out drinking (which isn't much lately)
they have a buffet on Thursdays of Pig Daddys goodies.
and $3 25oz mugs of DAB.
it;s the only hidden gem in DHPA
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