Dave
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Why Guinness is Better Than a Woman
1) A Guinness always goes down easy
2) A Guinness doesn’t care when you come
3) A Guinness doesn’t get jealous when you grab another Guinness
4) A Guinness won’t get upset if you come home and have another Guinness on your breath
5) A frigid Guinness is a good Guinness
6) After you’ve had a Guinness, the bottle is still worth 10 cents
7) Guinness doesn’t demand equality
8) Guinness is always wet
9) Guinness is never late
10) Guinness never has a headache
11) Guinness stains wash out
12) Hangovers go away
13) If you change Guinness you don’t have to pay alimony
14) If you pour a Guinness you’ll always get a good head
15) When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a Guinness
16) When your Guinness goes flat, you toss it out
17) You always know when you’re the first to pop a Guinness
18) You can always have more than one Guinness in one night and not feel guilty
19) You can enjoy a Guinness all month long
20) You can have a Guinness in public
21) You can share a Guinness with your friends
22) You don’t have to wash a Guinness before it tastes good
23) You don’t have to wine and dine Guinness
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Jason the Magnificent
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One of my least favorite stouts, yet still an amazing delicious drink. Can't go wrong with a Guinness.
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MyOwnWay
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BDx13
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that's a fine photo.
i am, however, skipping that lengthy numeric list for fear of being brainwashed into canadian domination.
If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work.
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upyerbum
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Brutal, but funny. And no worries BD, Guinness is all about Irish domination, which isn't far off Canadian (or is it the other way round?)
Well, its this place where nobody works, and the pigs don\'t give you any shit. Everyone smokes weed and gets drunk all day. Its a place where
cunts like me and you can truly take it easy and relax. Know what I mean?
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