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Questions I hate
"So what made you (fill in blank)?" or "So why did you (fill in blank)?"
Honest answer... because it seemed like the best option at the time. Why the fuck else would I have done it? And isn't that the most obvious
explanation???
I mean, really, what the fuck do you expect? "Oh, it seemed like the most down-syndrome retarded shit I could've possibly done at the moment, and I
was just wondering what in the hell could motivate someone to do that. Hey, if it's good for Corky on Live Goes On, there must be some upside,
right?"
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upyerbum
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Fries Up!!!
Well, its this place where nobody works, and the pigs don\'t give you any shit. Everyone smokes weed and gets drunk all day. Its a place where
cunts like me and you can truly take it easy and relax. Know what I mean?
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truecolor
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simulation credit auto
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juandiablo posted on 11/12/1981 at 08:51 PM 1) When are you two getting married? 2) When are you two gonna have a kid? 3) When you going to
buy a house? 4) Why don't you buy a new, bigger car? 5) What made you get those tattoos? 6) Do you regret that? I have more, but am blank at the
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Those are interesting questions, aren't they?
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barc0debaby
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Please step out of the vehicle? Can I see your identification? Are you on drugs?
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newbreedbrian
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-So what do your tattoos mean? They mean I hate you
-Do you want to see my tattoos? Fuck no
-So what do you do? I murder people who ask me moronic questions.
The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, ?You know, I want to set those people over there on
fire, but I?m just not close enough to get the job done.? George Carlin
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Colin
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| Quote: | Originally posted by newbreedbrian
-So what do your tattoos mean? They mean I hate you
-Do you want to see my tattoos? Fuck no
-So what do you do? I murder people who ask me moronic questions. |
"so did it hurt?" "what do those bars
mean" (Black Flag). I hate tattoo questions. & people who want to show me their shitty tattoos, especially in the hippy-ass college town I live in
there tends to be a lot of racially confused white people who like to get Chinese, Japanese, native American, Maori, Inuit, etc. themed tattoos.
record collectors are pretentious assholes
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Colin
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again, living in a college town I was born in, I hate being asked "so do you go to school?". No. I don't come from a rich family, I don't have a
trust fund, I haven't been to school since I was 16, I'm too busy working just to pay my bills. & half these retards flunk out or get a useless
degree & will probably end up making less money than me because they have no work ethic.
record collectors are pretentious assholes
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