CR83
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http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/
These are random texts people have sent in. There is some amazing ones on here.
I hope all you weirdos (like me) enjoy this
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SS76
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Mood: RAMALLAH
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all kinds of awesome
Silence is golden but violence is platinum.
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Enyo
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OMG! Fucking Sweet. Now I have something else to read for hours at work. Thanks!
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Mark Lind
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Weird. I was just thinking the other day how much I'd like to start something like this. Not necessarily random texts but like a text message Hall of
Fame.
Mark Vieira sent me this one the other day. ..... he said he was going to Disney Land. He goes there a lot so I asked if he was a kidnapper or
something. His response:
"No, just an inappropriate toucher. I don't take them home. Just diddle in the rest room."
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Mark Lind
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Was it something I said?
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BDx13
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HA, i totally missed the replies in this thread!
If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work.
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MarkV
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Every time I walked into a bathroom that day, I just started laughing.
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BDx13
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"Hey kid... ya want some candy?"
If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work.
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Mark Lind
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MarkV, do you just leave the stall door ajar and take a shit?
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CR83
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(857): seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.
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MarkV
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Quote: | Originally posted by Mark Lind
MarkV, do you just leave the stall door ajar and take a shit? |
No, I'm still scarred from being the victim of that.
I buy those "Mickey hands" gloves at the gift shop.... then use your imagination.
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