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[*] posted on 8-11-2009 at 07:09 PM
Why I don't drink Coke (NSFW)


http://www.efukt.com/20499_Vaginal_Vending_Machine.html





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[*] posted on 8-11-2009 at 08:32 PM


Fuck



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[*] posted on 8-11-2009 at 09:08 PM


not gonna do it....



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[*] posted on 8-11-2009 at 09:15 PM


I started to think she was going to push out a turd instead.



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[*] posted on 8-11-2009 at 11:21 PM


I'm always fasinated by these.. HOW do they get it in there in the first place??? It seems like it would just be impossible.

I'm being serious here.. you all are guys... have you ever... encountered one of those? do they come like that or is it something you have to work at?? and the big question is.. WHY? why on earth?? She's all moaning and everything.. and I just don't get it.
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[*] posted on 8-12-2009 at 12:20 AM


not hot.




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[*] posted on 8-12-2009 at 05:26 AM


would have been funny if they opened the can...
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[*] posted on 8-12-2009 at 05:36 AM


We used to have one going around work emails in the golden age of workplace porn (mid-late 90's) called hut-hut where a girl shot a football out of her coke hole. classic.

then there was the japanese gameshow where the girl got her nut from all the minnows turkey bastered into her ass, lol.

Oh how I long for those days of yester year.
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[*] posted on 8-12-2009 at 08:10 AM


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the japanese gameshow where the girl got her nut from all the minnows turkey bastered into her ass


any links for this? I thought I'd seen it all....






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[*] posted on 8-12-2009 at 03:05 PM


Not clicking. No need to feel inferior to a can of coke. :bouncy:



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[*] posted on 8-12-2009 at 08:00 PM


I have seen many insertion videos on pages such as bangedup.com and stuff.
i saw this one where some chick inserted an aluminum bat in her ass, thick end first, up to the hand grip. saw another where a girl inserted a toilet plunger up her butt, nearly to the rubber part.
this makes me wonder. i would think by inserting such large things in ones orfice would stretch it out a bit, and it may lose its uh...elasticity.
could one of these girls even feel a schlong in them after sticking a bud pounder in there?
would their poop fall out from their arse being stretched out?
a drawstring on the sphincter maybe?

and

gerbils

i still find it hard to beleive people have stuck live gerbils in their buts...
how i ask and fucking why?

which reminds me i have a funny Jerry Panacoli (sp) story from when I was 11....but i will save it for another time....
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