JawnDiablo
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rant of the day.....
....from my friend Dave at work:
"I don't care for the girls with little dogs in their purses walking around in stores. Since when are you allowed to bring a dog inside a business?
Just cause it's small it's ok? If that's the case then it's ok if I walk through Sears with my dick hanging out? I didn't think so. Plus these girls
wear sunglasses that are friggin' huge. The lenses are as big as a Frisbee."
all day long this guy...he is great.
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BKT
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hahahaha.
MM.
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Enyo
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freakin hilarious.
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DAK
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| Quote: | Originally posted by juandiablo
then it's ok if I walk through Sears with my dick hanging out? |
Ha
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between this dude and beer swap, i really don't see the problem with your work.
If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work.
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JawnDiablo
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indeed these 2 things, his humor and beer are cool things.
2 things that keep me going.
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XHonusWagnerX
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I agree 100% about the dog thing!
Its like when traffic isnt moving on the highway and a motorcycle comes up between the cars. If I had a car small enough to weave through the cars
could I do that?
| Quote: | Originally posted by REV.PAULIE
HONUS-as much as i can't stand a great deal of what you really like (for my own reasons that i would never hold,nor impose,against you),YOU FUCKING
RULE!
YOU,HONUS,IS WHAT MAKES THE "EDGE" COOL.
YOUR FRIEND,
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JawnDiablo
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some of them dudes on the crotch rockets are fuckin crazy.
i had to go pay a speeding ticket one time and one of the cops had said they clocked a guy doing 170 mph on 422.
that is insane.
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this woman walks in the shop with her dog in a bag.
i say"hey sorry, ya cant have a dog in here"
she says "i have papers for him. you cant refuse me entry"...all mad and shit
i say "well, yeah i can and i just did"
she says "i bring him into resturants...i bring him everywhere"
i say "cool, ya just aint bringin him in here"
she huffs away
and i go back to hating humans and watching tv
you come at the king....you best not miss
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Enyo
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All three of my stepsisters have teeny little dogs that they carry around, infact... all three carry these teeny dogs in purses while wearing huge
sunglasses.
I don't get it. It does piss me the fuck off that their dog can go anywhere, and MY beautiful baby isn't welcome anywhere. Don't people think HE
wants to go to dinner at the olive garden? 
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BDx13
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i think MM should put his dog in a bag and carry it into the olive garden.
If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work.
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Mark Lind
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You should put up a Twitter site that captures his quotes. It will be like this guy:
http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays
If everything your buddy says is as funny as the quote in this thread then many people will read it.
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Enyo
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Mark Lind
You should put up a Twitter site that captures his quotes. It will be like this guy:
http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays
If everything your buddy says is as funny as the quote in this thread then many people will read it.
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Agreed
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JawnDiablo
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i'll look into this
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"Sometimes life leaves a hundred dollar bill on your dresser, and you don't realize until later that it's because it fucked you."
http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays
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I've had that feeling a million times.
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