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When someone near you sneezes...
what do you say?
If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work.
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KyleOz
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Bless You or a funny look of disgust if you feel or see some of their pleghm(sp?) or saliva hit your arm
Shit for a while there when I was a little tyke my parents had me answer the phone saying "Hello, may I help you please". Older people in the
neighborhood would send me snacks and shit like that. That was a sweet deal until age 7, I stopped doing that.
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moron
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I usually just say "Bless". I shortened it after I got sick of saying "God Bless You" every time my mother would sneeze. She usually goes for 10 in
a row or more. On the train I usually just ignore people. hahaha Im turning into a real New Yorker.
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ENDERA.x
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I don't believe in God so I'l never say bless you or anything.
Sometime's I'll say Gesundheit - but usually I don't say anything.
What an interesting topic though, so random?! I like it.
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forsaken
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if it's numerous sneezes in a comical way i'll get them a bit of 'whoa, a few more and you'll have an orgasm' ...
(if you dont understand that, some science nerd said that 8 full blown sneezes is equivalent to 1 orgasm)
of course i aint gonna say that to my mom or nan. obviously.
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defstarsteve
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tofuti
no really
it's a tofu ice cream that is awesome...
and tofu is better then god
just something silly for the kids that has nothing to do with religion
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RomanticViolence
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It depends if i know the person or not. If i dont know them i don't say anything. Usally if i know the person ill sit there and fuck with them about
it... 
Have you ever noticed how crayons are a lot like M&M's? All the colors tend to taste the same.
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SAAAAARS
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i was at work yesterday and saw a woman with her husband and she sneezed three times and he didn't say anything. for some reason, stuff like that
bothers me haha. just like if i meet someone and they don't shake my hand, or they do and their handshake is really weak, i get annoyed.
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gavin
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i tell 'em to shut the fuck up with that shit
you come at the king....you best not miss
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BDx13
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Remember that Seinfeld episode...
"You're sooooo good looking!"
If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work.
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tireironsaint
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I usually say something the first time, but if they do a repeat I'll say something like "cut that shit out" or "once is all you get, fucker" and it
usually surprises them to the point that they stop sneezing and start laughing.
Veritas odium parit
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ENDERA.x
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| Quote: | Originally posted by tireironsaint
I usually say something the first time, but if they do a repeat I'll say something like "cut that shit out" or "once is all you get, fucker" and it
usually surprises them to the point that they stop sneezing and start laughing. |
thats best thing ever!
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crazyfists28
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i say...go away would ya
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Discipline
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I punch them
‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
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viva hate
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i have a genius of tuning most everything out, so i haven't heard anyone sneeze in a while, but when i see someone digging up their nose i usually
throw a crooked eye brow. yup.
let\'s scrub that sensitivity with some sandpaper....
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BDx13
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with family and friends i used to go with god bless you, but have recently moved to gesundheit. the general public doesn't get any recognition of
their accomplishment.
If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work.
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ENDERA.x
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| Quote: | Originally posted by BIG DUANE
with family and friends i used to go with god bless you, but have recently moved to gesundheit. the general public doesn't get any recognition of
their accomplishment. |
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GabeTexasGAMC
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SALUD
health in spanish, its the polite thing to say.
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