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[*] posted on 1-23-2010 at 12:12 AM
Thank you mormons!


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[*] posted on 1-23-2010 at 12:24 AM


oh my....




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[*] posted on 1-23-2010 at 12:29 AM


hahahha fucking hell.

The part when they changed into those "evil negros" i nearly pissed my pants.


Next mormon i see (there's a large hotel of them up the road from my house) i'm gonna pin down and color in with a black marker, tie a plaque with the words evil negro in big bold letters around his neck and shove him back in with his other nutjob "family" while filming it all.








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[*] posted on 1-23-2010 at 04:27 AM


What the fuck?



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[*] posted on 1-23-2010 at 04:45 AM


Almost as fucked up as Scientology. They really believe this shit??



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[*] posted on 1-23-2010 at 04:45 AM


Go Mitt Romney!:baddevil:



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[*] posted on 1-23-2010 at 10:25 AM


WOW! That was like hte best superfriends episode ever!



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[*] posted on 1-23-2010 at 10:29 AM


holy shit...this is something
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[*] posted on 1-23-2010 at 11:25 AM


That was pretty funny. Honestly though, the story of any religion I've read is just about as ridiculous when you step back and look at it.



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[*] posted on 1-23-2010 at 11:43 AM


I agree Brian, this one just stands out a little more due to being a bit more modern in origin.



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[*] posted on 1-23-2010 at 12:18 PM


That and being outwardly highly racist.



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[*] posted on 1-23-2010 at 12:31 PM


I studied mormonism in college for one of my classes, and it's funny as hell. They're right up there with scientologists for wacky beliefs.



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[*] posted on 1-23-2010 at 01:19 PM


i had this little mormon moron where i used to work.
he looked like barney rubble.
he had like 20 kids out in Utah.
he was a prick.
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[*] posted on 1-23-2010 at 04:50 PM


I'd be surprised if he still had one after having all those kids.



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sanity is tapping in a cell
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begging for redemption
after hearing what was said.
the nights, they will not sleep
cause the days, have played for keeps.
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