wez138
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Bad jokes..
9 out of ten people enjoy gang rape.
Throwing acid is wrong,in some people's eye's.
If i rape a hooker and get caught will i be charged with shop lifting?
When do you know it's time to kick your drug habit.....
When the smell of dead baby gets to much.
I used to hate going to church, all that sitting,kneeling and then standing! I wish the vicar would just find a position and fuck me!!!
What's better than a 22 yr old girl?
Two 11 year old girls..
A young girl and a middle age man are walking towards the woods when the little girl says "Mister mister i'm scared" The man reply's how do you think
i feel? I gotta walk out of there on my own!
Why did the bakers hand's smell?
Because he kneaded a poo..
What file makes a hole from this big o to this big O?
A peadofile..
My girlfriend said to me "have you been having sex behind my back?" I replied "who else did you think it was!! And also you could look around once in
a while and see how i'm getting on"!
They say the camera adds 8 pounds!!!
Well stop eating fucking camera's then!
My girlfriend asked me "if i was disfigured in a accident would you still love me?"
My reply "i'd prefer it"
Kids get everything now-a-days!! In my day there was no such thing as peadofiles!! We had to buy our own sweets..
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lick-a-lot-of-puss.
I have two lesbians living next door to me,they ain't twins!!
They just lick a like.
Living a life kept shut by a dream,
I'm reaching out to grasp my reality.
Hands of time wrap tight around my neck, and hit me so hard,
leaving me eyes black.
staring at a ceiling,
wondering why i never left,
penning words in a notebook,
wondering why haven't slept.
sanity is tapping in a cell
inside my fucking head.
begging for redemption
after hearing what was said.
the nights, they will not sleep
cause the days, have played for keeps.
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XnMeX
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| Quote: | Originally posted by wez138
9 out of ten people enjoy gang rape.
If i rape a hooker and get caught will i be charged with shop lifting?
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These 2 were pretty funny and I had never heard them.
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morgan
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| Quote: | Originally posted by XnMeX
| Quote: | Originally posted by wez138
9 out of ten people enjoy gang rape.
If i rape a hooker and get caught will i be charged with shop lifting?
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These 2 were pretty funny and I had never heard them. |
Those were the only 2 I had heard before.
Support the arts, shoot a rapper.
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SS76
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Silence is golden but violence is platinum. |
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JawnDiablo
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waht's the difference between fuckin a girl wit arms and a girl without arms?
if yer fuckin a girl without arms and you pop out you gotta put it back in yourself
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necrobutcher
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A friend of mine fucked up one night and said, "What's the best part of fucking 23 year olds? There's 3 of them."
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lifeisabitch
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wait shouldn't that joke end there are 20 of them...
twenty three year olds...
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