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RomanticViolence
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WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK!
Hey there guys! how the fuck have you tool bags been?
Have you ever noticed how crayons are a lot like M&M's? All the colors tend to taste the same.
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wez138
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I was in quite a good mood until i opened this barrage of abuse.
You?
Living a life kept shut by a dream,
I'm reaching out to grasp my reality.
Hands of time wrap tight around my neck, and hit me so hard,
leaving me eyes black.
staring at a ceiling,
wondering why i never left,
penning words in a notebook,
wondering why haven't slept.
sanity is tapping in a cell
inside my fucking head.
begging for redemption
after hearing what was said.
the nights, they will not sleep
cause the days, have played for keeps.
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Six66Mike
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Fuck! 
A lot of people ask me what kind of music I like. I love "soul music". My "soul music" isn’t a style, genre or niche. It’s music that is genuine. It’s
a painful lyric, a dirty bassline, it’s a harrowing vocal, it’s feedback, it’s an anthem, it’s a love song, it’s anarchy. I’ve got my personal
favourites but in the end it doesn’t matter who or where it comes from... so long as it’s good and it's real.
- Paul Morris, music director at 97.7 HTZ-FM
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DaveMoral
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Now that's one hell of a come back!
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newbreedbrian
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Good to hear from ya! Life's decent these days. How's everything going with you lately? Better days I hope.
The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, ?You know, I want to set those people over there on
fire, but I?m just not close enough to get the job done.? George Carlin
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RomanticViolence
* Jennytailya *
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Oh piss! Im doing swell! I'm living back in baltimore and i gots me a good job... now alls i need is a midget with tourettes to help me egg hookers.
Have you ever noticed how crayons are a lot like M&M's? All the colors tend to taste the same.
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Dave
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Jesus Fuck, your back again...............
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JawnDiablo
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i might be able to arange the delivery of a midget.
i have seen several in recent months , and have considered a drunken midget abduction via the trunk of my car.
we will see how this all pans out.
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RomanticViolence
* Jennytailya *
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| Quote: | Originally posted by juandiablo
i might be able to arange the delivery of a midget.
i have seen several in recent months , and have considered a drunken midget abduction via the trunk of my car.
we will see how this all pans out.
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Really Jaun? Are you just telling me that now... after 6 fucking years of posting on this board and talking to youz that you had a bountiful supply of
midgets up there all along? Are you fucking serious right now? I am so coming up there to PA and smearing dog shit under your car door handles guy.
Have you ever noticed how crayons are a lot like M&M's? All the colors tend to taste the same.
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wez138
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| Quote: | Originally posted by juandiablo
i might be able to arange the delivery of a midget.
i have seen several in recent months , and have considered a drunken midget abduction via the trunk of my car.
we will see how this all pans out.
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You sure they was midgets and not none midgets just really far away..
Living a life kept shut by a dream,
I'm reaching out to grasp my reality.
Hands of time wrap tight around my neck, and hit me so hard,
leaving me eyes black.
staring at a ceiling,
wondering why i never left,
penning words in a notebook,
wondering why haven't slept.
sanity is tapping in a cell
inside my fucking head.
begging for redemption
after hearing what was said.
the nights, they will not sleep
cause the days, have played for keeps.
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newbreedbrian
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| Quote: | Originally posted by RomanticViolence
Oh piss! Im doing swell! I'm living back in baltimore and i gots me a good job... now alls i need is a midget with tourettes to help me egg hookers.
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Excellent to hear. Stick around here for awhile this time will ya?
The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, ?You know, I want to set those people over there on
fire, but I?m just not close enough to get the job done.? George Carlin
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JawnDiablo
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no these were proper drunken midgets i tell ya.
i saw the wee lad on st pats day and he was up in a high stool at the bar
he was enjoying normal man sized beers and was getting quite loaded.
there was a midget area in a town called Norwood near this hospital.
it was a shanty town with little doors on the shacks.
i dont know if it is still there though.
Gavin may know of this alleged midget town as he grew up in the same area as I.
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wez138
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| Quote: | Originally posted by juandiablo
no these were proper drunken midgets i tell ya.
i saw the wee lad on st pats day and he was up in a high stool at the bar
he was enjoying normal man sized beers and was getting quite loaded.
there was a midget area in a town called Norwood near this hospital.
it was a shanty town with little doors on the shacks.
i dont know if it is still there though.
Gavin may know of this alleged midget town as he grew up in the same area as I.
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Bollocks!!! You'll be telling me you have a pet unicorn next.
Living a life kept shut by a dream,
I'm reaching out to grasp my reality.
Hands of time wrap tight around my neck, and hit me so hard,
leaving me eyes black.
staring at a ceiling,
wondering why i never left,
penning words in a notebook,
wondering why haven't slept.
sanity is tapping in a cell
inside my fucking head.
begging for redemption
after hearing what was said.
the nights, they will not sleep
cause the days, have played for keeps.
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XnMeX
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I have a midget friend and his mother and sister are midget strippers! NO LIE!!!
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XHonusWagnerX
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| Quote: | Originally posted by XnMeX
I have a midget friend and his mother and sister are midget strippers! NO LIE!!! |
awesome
| Quote: | Originally posted by REV.PAULIE
HONUS-as much as i can't stand a great deal of what you really like (for my own reasons that i would never hold,nor impose,against you),YOU FUCKING
RULE!
YOU,HONUS,IS WHAT MAKES THE "EDGE" COOL.
YOUR FRIEND,
PAULIE |
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tireironsaint
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And there she is...
Veritas odium parit
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Discipline
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There's my girl. Glad to see you on here Heather.
‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
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gavin
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| Quote: | Originally posted by juandiablo
no these were proper drunken midgets i tell ya.
i saw the wee lad on st pats day and he was up in a high stool at the bar
he was enjoying normal man sized beers and was getting quite loaded.
there was a midget area in a town called Norwood near this hospital.
it was a shanty town with little doors on the shacks.
i dont know if it is still there though.
Gavin may know of this alleged midget town as he grew up in the same area as I.
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i know midget town
and it is indeed real as i have been there
you come at the king....you best not miss
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lifeisabitch
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hell yeah good to see you back dear
i could use some midgets as well in NOLA...
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JawnDiablo
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midget town is just the tip of the iceberg around here.
There's a town nearby called Clifton where I have many tales of physical abnormalities.
for example,
the handless heavy metal dude.
he lost his hands trying to break into someplace and got electrocuted.
he would play the track n field game in the Bazaar back in the 80s hitting the run buttons with his nubs.
shit theres these totally inbred creeps that sit out on the stoop at this one house who deserve bit parts in Devils Rejects part 2 if it ever got
made.....they'd need no make up.
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gavin
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| Quote: | Originally posted by juandiablo
midget town is just the tip of the iceberg around here.
There's a town nearby called Clifton where I have many tales of physical abnormalities.
for example,
the handless heavy metal dude.
he lost his hands trying to break into someplace and got electrocuted.
he would play the track n field game in the Bazaar back in the 80s hitting the run buttons with his nubs.
shit theres these totally inbred creeps that sit out on the stoop at this one house who deserve bit parts in Devils Rejects part 2 if it ever got
made.....they'd need no make up. |
right
i could go on all day
you come at the king....you best not miss
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lifeisabitch
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now we need gabe back
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JawnDiablo
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| Quote: | Originally posted by gavin
| Quote: | Originally posted by juandiablo
midget town is just the tip of the iceberg around here.
There's a town nearby called Clifton where I have many tales of physical abnormalities.
for example,
the handless heavy metal dude.
he lost his hands trying to break into someplace and got electrocuted.
he would play the track n field game in the Bazaar back in the 80s hitting the run buttons with his nubs.
shit theres these totally inbred creeps that sit out on the stoop at this one house who deserve bit parts in Devils Rejects part 2 if it ever got
made.....they'd need no make up. |
right
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ya know?
remind me never to drink the water in that part of town.
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RomanticViolence
* Jennytailya *
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Oh... lemme find out you've been to a town full of midgets. Your so fucking taking me there gavin.
| Quote: | Originally posted by gavin
| Quote: | Originally posted by juandiablo
no these were proper drunken midgets i tell ya.
i saw the wee lad on st pats day and he was up in a high stool at the bar
he was enjoying normal man sized beers and was getting quite loaded.
there was a midget area in a town called Norwood near this hospital.
it was a shanty town with little doors on the shacks.
i dont know if it is still there though.
Gavin may know of this alleged midget town as he grew up in the same area as I.
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i know midget town
and it is indeed real as i have been there |
Have you ever noticed how crayons are a lot like M&M's? All the colors tend to taste the same.
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JawnDiablo
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it's not too far off of I-95 if it is still there.
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