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[*] posted on 6-23-2010 at 10:54 PM
Just when you think people can't get any dumber


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[*] posted on 6-23-2010 at 11:00 PM


I think the dumbest person here is me. I read that and they kept talking about how no Indians doing it and I was thinking "man, I know the Native Americans have a reputation for drinking but these people are a little crude about it". Then I realized this article is from India.

These people are fools. They're gonna go blind. Anyone that has read "The Dirt" knows that the most effective way to get tanked fast is to stick the turkey baster full of whiskey up your ass.




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[*] posted on 6-23-2010 at 11:48 PM


I will never put money on people NOT getting dumber, that is one thing I can guarantee will continue to happen until our species is no more.



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[*] posted on 6-23-2010 at 11:54 PM


How about this headline? "Drunks shoot each other in the buttocks"

http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2010/06/23/2934349.htm

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[*] posted on 6-24-2010 at 11:16 AM


What's wrong with just drinking the damn booze? It's worked perfectly fine for the last few thousand years. If you want to get trashed fast just drink whiskey through a beer bong. I can tell you from experience that doing a fifth of Jack Daniels like that will fuck you up fast.



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[*] posted on 6-24-2010 at 11:40 AM


Yeah, just plain drinking it has been good for thousands upon millions of years, or however long it's ben since mankind started fermenting berries and such. And it's just a more enjoyable a way to do it, too.



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