thedog
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your momma jokes....
maybe juvenile but these things are always funny.
i saw this one today and figured i'd share it here...
" your momma is sooo ugly.... your dad takes her to work with him so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye! "
who else has some....
\"thank you very little\"
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JawnDiablo
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yo mommas so fat she uses a VCR as a pager
yo mommas so fat she jumped up in the sky and got stuck
yo mommas so fat she uses the equator as a belt
yo mommas so fat she sweats gravy
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CR83
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Your momma's teeth are so bad, she can eat corn on the cob through a picket fence
Your momma's teeth are so yellow, she got a job at the movie theater spitting on popcorn.
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moron
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your mom's so hairy bigfoot takes pictures of HER
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KyleOz
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| Quote: | Originally posted by moron
your mom's so hairy bigfoot takes pictures of HER |
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!
- crowd of junior high kids
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CR83
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The classic:
Let's get off moms, OK? Because I just got off yours.
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| Quote: | Originally posted by KyleOz
| Quote: | Originally posted by moron
your mom's so hairy bigfoot takes pictures of HER |
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!
- crowd of junior high kids |
no no this is the best. somehow
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hey wait, REDNECK jokes are the best, lets hear em.
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freak
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here's another teeth one: yer momma's teeth are so yellow when she smiles, cars slow down.
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clevohardcore
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"OOOOOOOOHHHHHH SNAP!" --- some Spike Lee movie
You might be a redneck when you have a television on top of another telvision.
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JawnDiablo
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i walked into walmart wearing a YALE shirt and a redneck walks up to me and says"water ya stupid? thats not how ya spell Y'ALL"
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ENDERA.x
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