XnMeX
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I won't murder you...
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Vanilla Gorilla
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ha, thats great
Well I've got a feeling I'm gonna get mine in. Retribution let the games begin.
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Colin
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that is good...."let me take you into my magical world of not murdering anyone, ever, for any reason"....
record collectors are pretentious assholes
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tireironsaint
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brilliant.
Veritas odium parit
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REV.PAULIE
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This is friggin' hillairious...Is it "real"?
Will learn to Tap Dance,eventually...Will have you broads Hula,definitely...Trust me,you'll see.
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Discipline
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I made a profile on one of those dating sites a few years back. I listed the most depraved, offensive, fucked up fetishes I could think of just to
see if I got any responses. Surprisingly, I got several.
‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
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Furly
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I'd friend him.
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MikeResist
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I saw this on reddit yesterday and could not stop laughing.
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morgan
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Awesome
Support the arts, shoot a rapper.
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JawnDiablo
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this is great.
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XnMeX
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Quote: | Originally posted by MikeResist
I saw this on reddit yesterday and could not stop laughing. |
That is where I grabbed it from. It was made by a Redditor for the "fun" of it. VERY well written!
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MikeResist
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I always get a good chuckle off of things I find on reddit.
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XnMeX
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Quote: | Originally posted by MikeResist
I always get a good chuckle off of things I find on reddit. |
I am addicted to that site. Fun and always new shit.
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