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[*] posted on 3-1-2011 at 12:39 PM
best Charlie Sheen quotes....


On being on drugs:
"I am on a drug. It’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."

On curing himself of addiction:
"I closed my eyes and made it so with the power of my mind, and unlearned 22 years of fiction … the fiction of AA. It’s a silly book written by a broken-down fool"

On whether he will someday be embarrassed to have to explain his behaviour to his children:
"God, no. Talk about an education. And then, like, this, and then that’s the guy, and that’s our dad and we can get all the answers and the truth? Wow, winning!"

On how he avoids relapsing:
"I just don’t do it. I will not believe that if I do something then I have to follow a certain path because it was written for normal people. People who aren’t special. People who don’t have tiger blood and Adonis DNA."

On life after Two and a Half Men:
"Well, I mean, first of all come Wednesday morning they’re gonna rename it Charlie Bros. and not Warner Bros. Duh, winning! It’s, like, guys, IMDB right there, 62 movies and a ton of success. I mean, c’mon bro, I won best picture at 20. I wasn’t even trying. I wasn’t even warm."

And finally, on himself:
"I’m tired of pretending I’m not a total bitchin’ rock star from Mars."










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[*] posted on 3-1-2011 at 01:14 PM


that was even better than I expected



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[*] posted on 3-1-2011 at 01:20 PM


"love it violently, & defend it violently, through violent hatred"



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[*] posted on 3-1-2011 at 01:29 PM


"You borrow my brain for five seconds and just be like 'dude can't handle it, unplug this,'" he said in the interview. "Because it fires in a way that is, I don't know, maybe not from this terrestrial realm."
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[*] posted on 3-1-2011 at 01:38 PM


Watch the vids. I stayed up last night just to see him on Pierce Morgan.



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[*] posted on 3-1-2011 at 01:52 PM


Dude's a trainwreck, but he seems to enjoy it. As long as nobody gets hurt by his actions (DUI, etc.) then I say more power to him.

Some of these quotes are awesome beyond belief.




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[*] posted on 3-1-2011 at 02:42 PM


First one is my favourite, when I read that my status update on facebook changed to it.



A lot of people ask me what kind of music I like. I love "soul music". My "soul music" isn’t a style, genre or niche. It’s music that is genuine. It’s a painful lyric, a dirty bassline, it’s a harrowing vocal, it’s feedback, it’s an anthem, it’s a love song, it’s anarchy. I’ve got my personal favourites but in the end it doesn’t matter who or where it comes from... so long as it’s good and it's real.
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[*] posted on 3-1-2011 at 04:40 PM


What did it change too? I'm going to do it too and see what it does.



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[*] posted on 3-1-2011 at 05:28 PM


Fuck this guy. I'll never watch another thing he does.

I mean, I get where he's coming from - that compared to what the networks are making on his show, they can afford to pay him more - but considering the financial difficulties EVERYONE else in the country is having, I really have no sympathy for his desire to be paid an extra $1M per episode. Take that money and spread it around to the crew - help out the little guy and gal for once.

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[*] posted on 3-1-2011 at 05:48 PM


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Fuck this guy. I'll never watch another thing he does.

I mean, I get where he's coming from - that compared to what the networks are making on his show, they can afford to pay him more - but considering the financial difficulties EVERYONE else in the country is having, I really have no sympathy for his desire to be paid an extra $1M per episode. Take that money and spread it around to the crew - help out the little guy and gal for once.

OD, dick.



agreed.
and honestly i find none of this funny or entertaining in the least
i dont care about this dude, his crazyness or when pop culture people go nuts.
this shit aint of my world.
dont care at all.
never once saw his tv show
i know enough people in real life who are train wrecks that i dont need to pay attention to some fucking famous jerk off who cant handle his business the right way.




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[*] posted on 3-1-2011 at 07:38 PM





if people stopped obsessing over this dope and the countless other uninteresting dopes, they would probably go away

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[*] posted on 3-2-2011 at 02:22 AM


The last thing I want is for Charlie Sheen to go away. Party!!:bouncing:
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[*] posted on 3-2-2011 at 04:30 AM


Wonder if Chuck Lorre will get Emilio to fill in as Charlie on Two & A Half Men. :lol:



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[*] posted on 3-2-2011 at 08:11 AM


www.livethesheendream.com



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[*] posted on 3-2-2011 at 01:19 PM


He's like a living breathing Kenny Powers. A real life bulletproof tiger.
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[*] posted on 3-2-2011 at 06:00 PM


Charlie Sheen quotes as New Yorker cartoons.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/charlie-sheen-quotes-as-new-y...





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