Jason the Magnificent
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Hardest song title ever...
Withstand the Fall of Time - Immortal
Conceptually there's nothing even close...think about it...it's like Bulldoze getting punked by barbarians.
Your turn.
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SS76
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Entrails Ripped From A Virgin's Cunt - Cannibal Corpse
Conceptually there's nothing even close...think about it...fucking entrails RIPPED from a virgin's cunt.
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REV.PAULIE
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"Frezzer Full Of Nigger Heads" ...Grinded Nig,I believe...No idea what it sounds like,but that title makes me laugh to no end...
Fuck you,it's ridiculous...
Will learn to Tap Dance,eventually...Will have you broads Hula,definitely...Trust me,you'll see.
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Discipline
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| Quote: | Originally posted by REV.PAULIE
"Frezzer Full Of Nigger Heads" ...Grinded Nig,I believe...No idea what it sounds like,but that title makes me laugh to no end...
Fuck you,it's ridiculous... |
http://www.myspace.com/grindednig1
‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
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Six66Mike
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Some of my favourite's are from a black metal band Satan's Almighty Penis. Such as:
Molestation of The Pathetic Christian Whore
Torn By The Shaft of Satan
Anal Cunt also had some goodies:
Abomination of Unnecessarily Augmented Composition Monickers
Song Titles Are Fucking Stupid
You're A Trendy Fucking Pussy
No We Don't Want To Do A 7'' With Your Stupid Fucking Band
A lot of people ask me what kind of music I like. I love "soul music". My "soul music" isn’t a style, genre or niche. It’s music that is genuine. It’s
a painful lyric, a dirty bassline, it’s a harrowing vocal, it’s feedback, it’s an anthem, it’s a love song, it’s anarchy. I’ve got my personal
favourites but in the end it doesn’t matter who or where it comes from... so long as it’s good and it's real.
- Paul Morris, music director at 97.7 HTZ-FM
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Jason the Magnificent
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Derailment complete lol.
AC have amazing song titles though.
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Colin
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jesus...thumbs up to every song title in this thread....
record collectors are pretentious assholes
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Johnny_Whistle
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Robby Roadsteamer - "I'm Sorry Your Cat Has Ass Cancer"
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Discipline
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Anal Cunt - I Snuck a Retard into a Sperm Bank
Anal Cunt - I Sent Concentration Camp Footage to Americas Funniest Home Videos
Anal Cunt - I Became a Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked for It
Anal Cunt - Laughing While Leonard Peltier Gets Raped in Prison
Anal Cunt - I Sent a Thank You Card to the Guy Who Raped You
Anal Cunt - I Made Your Kid Get AIDS So You Could Watch It Die
Anal Cunt - I Got an Office Job for the Sole Purpose of Sexually Harassing Women
Anal Cunt - You're Pregnant, So I Kicked You in the Stomach
Anal Cunt - We're Not 'In Da House' You Fucking Wigger
‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
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necrobutcher
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More Anal Cunt:
I went back in time and voted for Hitler
Hitler was a sensitive man
Chris Barnes is a pussy
Cutting in front of God Forbid in the welfare line
Job for a talentless faggot
Limp Bizkit think they're black but they're really just gay
Extreme Noise Terror are afraid of us
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JawnDiablo
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Anal Cunt....them guys crack me up.
even if their songs sound like a vacuum cleaner sucking up gravel.....
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jcarter
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An album title not a song but I always liked the title "You Broke My Heart So I Busted Your Jaw" by Spooky Tooth.
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Discipline
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"I Broke Your Hymen, You Broke My Heart" by The Alley Dukes
‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
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Six66Mike
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David Allen Coe has some good ones 
A lot of people ask me what kind of music I like. I love "soul music". My "soul music" isn’t a style, genre or niche. It’s music that is genuine. It’s
a painful lyric, a dirty bassline, it’s a harrowing vocal, it’s feedback, it’s an anthem, it’s a love song, it’s anarchy. I’ve got my personal
favourites but in the end it doesn’t matter who or where it comes from... so long as it’s good and it's real.
- Paul Morris, music director at 97.7 HTZ-FM
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Mark Lind
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Toxic Narcotic - We're Not Happy Til You're Not Happy
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spyderdog
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Mood: my own dumb ass band....yeah im like that
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shes gone back to whorin
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Murk
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| Quote: | Originally posted by REV.PAULIE
"Frezzer Full Of Nigger Heads" ...Grinded Nig,I believe...No idea what it sounds like,but that title makes me laugh to no end...
Fuck you,it's ridiculous... |
LOL!!!
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Colin
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I assumed some Anal Cunt would appear here....."Connor Clapton Committed Suicide Because His Father Sucks"
record collectors are pretentious assholes
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Mark Lind
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Blackout Colin
I assumed some Anal Cunt would appear here....."Connor Clapton Committed Suicide Because His Father Sucks" |
Q: What's the difference between a bag of coke and a toddler?
A: Eric Clapton would never let a bag of coke fly out the window.
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