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A joke
What has 180 legs and no pubic hair?
The front row of an Ashlee Simpson concert.
‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
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i will repeat that one at work tomorrow....
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Discipline
What has 180 legs and no pubic hair?
The front row of an Ashlee Simpson concert. |
Who is Ashlee Simpson?
Have you ever noticed how crayons are a lot like M&M's? All the colors tend to taste the same.
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Discipline
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That cunt who lip syncs.
‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
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KyleOz
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I'd use it at work but I doubt any of the guys know who she is.
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Discipline
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Try these then.
-Dead Baby Jokes-
Q: What is red and pink and can't turn round in a corridor?
A: A baby with a javelin through its throat.
Q: What is more disgusting than a pile of 100 dead babies?
A: One live one in the middle is eating its way out.
Q: What's blue and sits in the corner?
A: A baby in a baggie.
Q: What's present do you get for a dead baby?
A: A dead puppy.
Q: What's purple, covered in pus and squeals?
A: A peeled baby in a bag of salt.
Q: What sits in the kitchen and keeps getting smaller and smaller?
A: A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler!
Q: What's pink and red and silver and crawls into walls?
A: A baby with forks in its eyes.
Q: Why did the baby cross the road?
A: It was stapled to the chicken.
Q: What do you get when you cut a baby with a straight razor?
A: An erection.
Q: Why did the baby fall off the swing?
A: Because it had no arms or legs.
Q: What's got four wheels, smokes and squeals?
A: A bus load of babies on fire.
Q: What's harder to do than nailing a baby to a tree?
A: Nailing it to a dead puppy.
Q: What's grosser than ten dead babies nailed to a tree?
A: One dead baby nailed to ten trees.
Q: What's pink and chunky?
A: A baby with leporacy.
Q: Why do babies have a soft spot in their heads?
A: So you can pick them up five at a time.
Q: How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: As many as it takes to climb on top of them in order to reach the socket.
Q: What's pink and spits?
A: A baby in a frying pan.
Q: What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning?
A: Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.
Q: What's more fun than a barrel of dead babies?
A: Sticking pins in their eyes.
Q: How do you make a baby cry twice?
A: Wipe your bloody cock on his teddy bear.
( that last one happen to be my favorite)
‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Discipline
Q: How do you make a baby cry twice?
A: Wipe your bloody cock on his teddy bear.
( that last one happen to be my favorite) |
Duuuuuuude those are sick. Like, yuck sick.
That last one if kinda funny becuase you have to think, but ewwwwww.
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some dead baby jokes make me chuckle and some make my stomach turn. They are creative. I have to say that.
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haha.
What has 4 assholes and 7 thumbs?
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Thats Life
haha.
What has 4 assholes and 7 thumbs? |
oh no ....... do I really want to know?
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my guess is "Hatebreed"
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had to skip the baby jokes myself. sorry. like the first one, though.
If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work.
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Discipline
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| Quote: | Originally posted by BIG DUANE
had to skip the baby jokes myself. sorry. like the first one, though. |
Yeah, dead baby jokes aren't for everybody.
‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
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Thats Life
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| Quote: | Originally posted by moron
my guess is "Hatebreed" |
ding ding ding
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q: what's purple, 18" long, and makes women scream?
a: crib death
f.u.m.f.
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