moron
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A client of mine shit his pants
So a client of mine shit his pants yesterday morning, and then in the afternoon when I met up with him he got in my car without telling me he had shit
his pants. No, he hadn't cleaned himself up. Now my car stinks of shit. Most of the time I love my job. Yesterday it sucked.
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Discipline
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Send him a bill for the cost of having you car cleaned.
‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
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JawnDiablo
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so do all your clients require adult diapers?
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moron
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I wish. Dude's homeless with no money. He had slept in a laundromat the night before.
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moron
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Not usually. This was something special. One guy I worked with stunk up my car with his B.O. a few months back. I febreezed the shit outta the
seat, but it still stunk. I finally just bought a heavy-duty deodorizer thing and left it in my car for a month. With that guy... he looked clean.
I still don't know why he stunk so bad. It didn't hit you right away when he got in the car. It was a slow builder.
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clevohardcore
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Aha man that is rough.
Each aspect of the soul has it's own part to play, but the ideal is harmonious agreement with reason and control.
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JawnDiablo
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that's terrible man.
I remember my Grandpa, who was in a home came to our house for thanksgiving once, he sat at the dining room table and just let go his feces.
that was bad man.
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Furly
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The plus side is you get to claim detailing your car on your taxes.
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