Discipline
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Posts: 11900
Registered: 9-8-2004
Location: Over here
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Mood: The Alley Dukes
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Best line I've heard lately
Standing in line at the store and a guy a couple places ahead of me is wearing a shirt that said "Fuck the human race" on the back. The woman
standing behind him decides to start giving him shit about his shirt and his implied opinion of the people of this world. She goes on and on for a
few minutes about he should help his fellow man, not hate them. After a couple of minutes of this diatribe she asks if he's ever done anything in his
life that isn't selfish. He looks he straight in the eye and says
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"yeah, instead of raping and killing people on a daily basis I jerk off and play violent video games. I think it's pretty nice of me to do that."
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She was in complete shock while I proceeded to laugh laugh my fucking ass off.
‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
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morgan
Posting Freak
Posts: 1815
Registered: 7-21-2006
Location: Seguin, TX
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Mood: neighbors fighting
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That's fucking great!
Support the arts, shoot a rapper.
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Johnny_Whistle
Senior Member
Posts: 741
Registered: 5-26-2010
Location: Location, Location
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Mood: the voices
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Eeeeeeeeeeeeeexcellent...
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barc0debaby
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Posts: 2138
Registered: 3-18-2006
Location: My mom's basement
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Mood: Punk as Fuck
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That guy sounds like he needs a smack upside the head.
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JawnDiablo
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Registered: 4-21-2005
Location: 1902666
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Vanilla Gorilla
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Posts: 1120
Registered: 6-2-2009
Location: City of Oaks
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Mood: Yellow Stitches
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Well I've got a feeling I'm gonna get mine in. Retribution let the games begin.
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Discipline
* DRUNKEN MONKEY *
Posts: 11900
Registered: 9-8-2004
Location: Over here
Member Is Offline
Mood: The Alley Dukes
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Why?
‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
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