Jason the Magnificent
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The Cock Gauntlet.
Yes, the Cock Gauntlet.
Or the Life Time Fitness locker room. It's like the Mos Eisley of male hygiene. You absolutely never know what you're going to see in the place.
From old men with cocks the size of Bucky Larson...(it's hard not to notice what looks like a mangina of pubic hair w/ nothing else there when the guy
is literally standing buck ass naked, right when you turn the corner into the locker room) screaming "Hello! HELLO!! Hello!!!!" on their cellphone.
NASA couldn't get a cell signal in that locker room. Get your funky ass dressed and go in the hall. EVERYONE that walks into the locker room does not
need to get lambasted with that as their first visual...because you like to talk naked on your cellphone. And lose the fucking comb over.
To today when some crusty old fuck nut walked his scabby ass feet across my clean tower instead of literally moving 18" around it. I put the towel
down so I don't have to be touching the same tiles your foul ass hooves do. Were you raised by fucking wolves?
I see too much weird shit in there...I think this will be my record for the betterment of mankind.
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BDx13
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ha!
If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work.
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JawnDiablo
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posting here just so i can see my name as the most recent post in all 3 forums.......
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BDx13
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not because you're down with the cock gauntlet? i thought maybe it was your love of cock.
If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work.
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JawnDiablo
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only on holidays
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BDx13
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If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work.
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Jason the Magnificent
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I've been going in the mornings before work every day....a lot less weirdos walking around with their cocks flapping about.
Just have to deal with old men talking about Obama every fucking day.
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BDx13
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the towel on the floor is a a good idea - good way to avoid the funky viral shit like plantars warts
If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work.
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barc0debaby
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Gotta get some shower shoes, a staple of all fine institutions of correction.
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Jason the Magnificent
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Oh, I got shower shoes...but there's that moment of de-shoeing, between shower shoes and socks that I haven't found a way to avoid.
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barc0debaby
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I just balance on one leg like a ninja.
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mattybar
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thought of this thread when i saw this...
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BDx13
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HA!
If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work.
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Jason the Magnificent
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Holy shit...JUST seeing that now months later. But that is 110% truth.
I actually have seen dudes blow drying their pubes.
I'm at a different gym now...with a totally stank locker room so I have just been going home afterwards to shower...so no more good stories.
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