Murk
Posting Freak
Posts: 1243
Registered: 5-15-2005
Member Is Offline
|
|
Chinese Hospitals Introduce Hands-Free Automatic Sperm Extractor
| Quote: | | The effortless machine features a massage pipe that can be adjusted to suit the height of the user. All the gentleman has to do is plug in the
frequency, amplitude and temperature and off they go. It’s also fitted with a small screen for those feeling uninspired. |
|
|
|
Discipline
* DRUNKEN MONKEY *
Posts: 11900
Registered: 9-8-2004
Location: Over here
Member Is Offline
Mood: The Alley Dukes
|
|
Weird
‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
|
|
|
JawnDiablo
Posting Freak
Posts: 12139
Registered: 4-21-2005
Location: 1902666
Member Is Offline
|
|
is it self cleaning?
|
|
|
BDx13
|
|
oh sweet, i have one of those!
...wait, what?
If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work.
|
|
|
Johnny_Whistle
Senior Member
Posts: 741
Registered: 5-26-2010
Location: Location, Location
Member Is Offline
Mood: the voices
|
|
So...it's a Fleshlight for lazy people?
|
|
|
Vanilla Gorilla
Posting Freak
Posts: 1120
Registered: 6-2-2009
Location: City of Oaks
Member Is Offline
Mood: Yellow Stitches
|
|
^^^^or those who need to multitask
Well I've got a feeling I'm gonna get mine in. Retribution let the games begin.
|
|
|
CR83
Moderator
Posts: 5221
Registered: 1-23-2004
Location: STL!
Member Is Offline
Mood: Harm's Way
|
|
The only way to really "pull this off" is stand with your dick in it and put your hands behind your head while it TCOB's. Sell it.
|
|
|
![[*]](images/thorp/default_icon.gif){kind=icon}
