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[*] posted on 8-16-2005 at 05:34 PM
TOP 10 MOST RIDICULOUS BLACK METAL PICS PART 2

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[*] posted on 8-16-2005 at 05:43 PM


YESSSSSS!!!!



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[*] posted on 8-16-2005 at 07:13 PM


awsome
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[*] posted on 8-16-2005 at 08:51 PM


Classic!:P



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[*] posted on 8-16-2005 at 09:54 PM


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[*] posted on 8-16-2005 at 10:39 PM


There should be a monthly, or at least quarterly top 10! Can never get enough! What the fuck are they thinking? Seriously..... I swear black metal bands form like this.....

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And so a new black metal band is born.


I want to know how serious these people take this as well. FUCK

Also, for a nice black metal parody song check out "Sausage King" right here.... http://www.soundclick.com/bands/songInfo.cfm?bandID=129093&s...




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[*] posted on 8-16-2005 at 10:47 PM


I needed a good laugh.



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[*] posted on 8-17-2005 at 12:16 AM


WHOA! No.1 is def fucked!
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[*] posted on 8-17-2005 at 08:29 AM


Did'nt Anal C#@t do a parody black metal album, I thought they did, with names like "The one horned goat standing on Goths mountain on a frosty moonlit eve"
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[*] posted on 8-17-2005 at 09:59 AM


The new Dark Funeral record is supose to be insane. Like 250 beats per minute or something. Suposidly the fastest metal record ever.
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[*] posted on 8-17-2005 at 10:29 AM


This shit is so great.
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[*] posted on 8-17-2005 at 11:20 AM


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The new Dark Funeral record is supose to be insane. Like 250 beats per minute or something. Suposidly the fastest metal record ever.


you know whats really insane? bill monroe was playin stuff faster than that over 60 years ago



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[*] posted on 8-17-2005 at 11:47 AM


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The new Dark Funeral record is supose to be insane. Like 250 beats per minute or something. Suposidly the fastest metal record ever.


you know whats really insane? bill monroe was playin stuff faster than that over 60 years ago


Bluegrass songs?
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[*] posted on 8-17-2005 at 02:17 PM


that is funny
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[*] posted on 8-17-2005 at 11:39 PM


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The new Dark Funeral record is supose to be insane. Like 250 beats per minute or something. Suposidly the fastest metal record ever.


you know whats really insane? bill monroe was playin stuff faster than that over 60 years ago


Bluegrass songs?


yup. im tryin to learn "kentucky mandolin" right now. i think the original is around 270bpm. some of his stuff is 300+



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[*] posted on 8-18-2005 at 01:57 PM


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Did'nt Anal C#@t do a parody black metal album, I thought they did, with names like "The one horned goat standing on Goths mountain on a frosty moonlit eve"


yeah they did.

it was called Impaled Northern Moonforest!

So bad yet so good!
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[*] posted on 8-18-2005 at 03:02 PM


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WHOA! No.1 is def fucked!


Rock out with your cock out! Classic.:D



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[*] posted on 8-18-2005 at 04:48 PM


there is a lot of metal over 250 beats per minute. Slayer was close to that, so think of how fast some death metal, and black metal is. Stuff like Hate Eternal and Nile must be way over 250 beats per minute.

Blue Grass is awesome though, and quite fast.
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[*] posted on 8-18-2005 at 05:05 PM


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there is a lot of metal over 250 beats per minute. Slayer was close to that, so think of how fast some death metal, and black metal is. Stuff like Hate Eternal and Nile must be way over 250 beats per minute.

Blue Grass is awesome though, and quite fast.


I'd never realized that. Pretty interesting.
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