KyleOz
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The complete misadventures of BCHC with ladies of the night
You are an amazing man!
This is above golf clap status.
Seriously, if I was in amsterdam and was single I would be enticed to do what you did.
How much did your international snatch extravaganza set you back?
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newbreedbrian
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wow. shoulda kept a journal with photos of them all ala gene simmons
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fire, but I?m just not close enough to get the job done.? George Carlin
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Discipline
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Now that is a happy vacation story.
‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
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Killthehumans
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one word...awsome!
just take a look at the papers
your leaders
they\'re killers
they\'re liars
what they do in your
name to make the bodies pile higher
the murders, the terror
they\'ve done it forever
as we sit band and smile
at the script they sell us
but now the victims, they\'re rising
their numbers\'s multiplying
they want their revenge for the years
that they\'ve been dying
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SAAAAARS
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hahaha you are insane, i love this
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thedog
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that has to be one of the most interesting posts i have ever seen.
\"thank you very little\"
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DeathByForce
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you are my hero!
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forsaken
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i think this deserves some kind of prize hahahaha, i dont really condone massive amounts of promiscuous sex and wouldn't do it myself but it makes for
an amazing read ....
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Todd
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2 nights in Amsterdam...no hookers, no weed, but my highlight was walking around the red light district in the rain listening to black sabbath and
staring at BEAUTIFUL hookers. Amazing. I would be dead within 6 months if I lived in that city.
I tip my hat to you, Mr. Boycott.
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GabeTexasGAMC
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hahahah AWESOME POST!
Welcome to Laredo.
The red light district in mexico here, is super awesome, because they make brutal tacos!
Its like the Latin Fleamarket, we have girls from Brazil, all over mexico, pretty much all latin countries.
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XHonusWagnerX
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wow.... thats quite an adventure. I was in Amsterdamn a few years ago with some bands that were all fans of and some of them partook in the action.
Its definitly an amazing place to people watch!
so at 50 euro per fuck and suck and 9 hookers it was probably close to $600 us. Quite a vacation!
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geneterror
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Thats an awesome story and a top effort!
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RomanticViolence
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Boycott is so awesome!!.. That is all 
Have you ever noticed how crayons are a lot like M&M's? All the colors tend to taste the same.
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DAK
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I like tacos..
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Ok, so I have a few questions. I've been to Amsterdam, but I didn't participate in any of the more entertaining activities the city offers. (My
girlfriend at the time and I went to the Ann Frank house and for a canal ride. Awesome.)
- Did you make the trip to Amsterdam by yourself, you were some of your boys with you?
- I assume these rendezvous take place AT the establishment, is that correct? You didn't have to pay for a room on top of the price of the girls did
you?
- And when you went in, were they all just chillin' out waiting to get picked, or did you flip through a photo album to choose your girl?
- Did these ladies all work at the same establishment?
- You say that you had never even seen a hooker before? (I forget... you live in a city, don't you? Does that kind of thing just not happen where
you live?) How did you muster up the cahonies to just roll in there (9 times, none the less) and lay down the cash?
- Was there security around? Here, even strippers typically come with a body guard.
- Did you get them for a set period of time, or until you were done?
Ok, I think that's all. Thanks for the fascinating post and the additional input.
If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work.
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DAK
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Canal ride. yeahh
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xMIKEYGx
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What a great fucking vacation.
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XHonusWagnerX
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| Quote: | Originally posted by BIG DUANE
- I assume these rendezvous take place AT the establishment, is that correct? You didn't have to pay for a room on top of the price of the girls did
you?
- And when you went in, were they all just chillin' out waiting to get picked, or did you flip through a photo album to choose your girl?
- Did these ladies all work at the same establishment?
- Did you get them for a set period of time, or until you were done?
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I can answer these based on the time I went there and what I saw and heard from the people that actually partook in the 'entertainment'.
1. Its like window shopping. The girls stand in these glass windows that are doors. You walk up to the door they open it. You get a price and if you
choose to you walk in. Its a small room, I beleive theres a small bed in there, with curtains over the windows. They close the windows, you pay and
they go to work.
2. There are girls about every 10 feet in windows, so you jsut walk by all the windows until you find the one you like and walk up to the door.
3. Im not sure how this works, but I THINK that each girl works for herself. She rents the window from whoever owns the building and charges what she
wants. I could be wrong about this though.
4. The prices that I heard were based on certain acts, like 'fuck and suck' was 50 euros. So based on that I assume that its until your done. I would
guess that if you take to long they get pissy and try to charge you more though.
5. I went on the canal ride with a bunch of guys and I was so bored that I fell asleep. I think a few of the other guys did too.
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BDx13
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what can i say?!
"my friends call me wiskers, cause i'm cutious like a cat"
- will ferrell as harry carey
If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work.
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BDx13
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oh and by the way, boycott, when you're ready for a trip to new york, home of more debaucherous activities per minute than most places on the planet,
just lemme know!
If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work.
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Todd
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Hey Big Duane, Amsterdam makes NYC look like the Vatican City.
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BDx13
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how can you say that... new york is SO crazy, you can't even smoke in the bars!! wild!
If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work.
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