Discipline
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My girlfriend......
won't blow me right now. Says she's not in the mood. What the hell kind of attitude is that? I'm really disappointed in her right now. Damnit.
‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
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DAK
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That sucks. No pun intended.
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moron
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Nothing puts a guy in a worse mood than when the lady friend isnt in the mood to mess around.
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BDx13
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make her a drink.
If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work.
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moron
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Ive been having more drunken sex than usual lately. I need to go get some beer....
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XHonusWagnerX
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hold her head down.
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BDx13
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^ now, now!
...mske her snother drink.
If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work.
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Discipline
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I've been feeding her booze but she ain't in the mood. Next I'm gonna try throwin on some porn cause that often gets her in the mood.
If nothing else I have fulfilled my promise of drunk posting. Now if I can get blown and/or laid my night will be complete. The fact that I have
updated this makes me really pathetic.
‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
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RomanticViolence
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Discipline
won't blow me right now. Says she's not in the mood. What the hell kind of attitude is that? I'm really disappointed in her right now. Damnit.
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You are a mess.. but you are awesome too so that is ok.
Last year my boyfriend made up a holiday.
It's on march 20th "Steak and blowjob day".
He told me "Women have valentines day.. so men can have Steak and blowjob day".
That is all 
Have you ever noticed how crayons are a lot like M&M's? All the colors tend to taste the same.
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clevohardcore
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Steak and blowjob day? WOW!
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SHAKO KEN
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give it to her first, if it doesn't put her in the mood she may do it out of guilt
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newbreedbrian
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| Quote: | Originally posted by RomanticViolence
| Quote: | Originally posted by Discipline
won't blow me right now. Says she's not in the mood. What the hell kind of attitude is that? I'm really disappointed in her right now. Damnit.
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You are a mess.. but you are awesome too so that is ok.
Last year my boyfriend made up a holiday.
It's on march 20th "Steak and blowjob day".
He told me "Women have valentines day.. so men can have Steak and blowjob day".
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awesome. now that's a holiday to get excited about
The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, ?You know, I want to set those people over there on
fire, but I?m just not close enough to get the job done.? George Carlin
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Discipline
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| Quote: | Originally posted by RomanticViolence
| Quote: | Originally posted by Discipline
won't blow me right now. Says she's not in the mood. What the hell kind of attitude is that? I'm really disappointed in her right now. Damnit.
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You are a mess.. but you are awesome too so that is ok.
Last year my boyfriend made up a holiday.
It's on march 20th "Steak and blowjob day".
He told me "Women have valentines day.. so men can have Steak and blowjob day".
That is all |
That rules. I gotta get that going around here.
‘Do you know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun. Straight through your heart.’
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joemaconmovies
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that sounds like a fantastic holiday.
my last girlfriend...rarely in the mood. it's frustrating. i don't know if the ladies know it though. i did my best to please her and get her in
the mood. she was a tough fucking cookie. liked the challenge. sucks we broke up because the challenge is almost fun.
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moron
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I hate the challenge, because normally Im too lazy to fight for some loving. If I cant get any on the first try I just give up and go to bed.
Luckily I dont get denied too often. All I say is "you know youre gonna like it..." and she usually goes along with it.
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BDx13
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quite fortunately, there is no need for coaxing in my relationship.
If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work.
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moforn
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| Quote: | Originally posted by RomanticViolence
Last year my boyfriend made up a holiday.
It's on march 20th "Steak and blowjob day".
He told me "Women have valentines day.. so men can have Steak and blowjob day".
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Has hallmark been notified of this?
It's great that it's after valentines too, that means however much a guy spends on roses and chocolates, the girl is in turn obliged as spend that
much on t-bones and pineapple juice, and if I sit through a 90 minute romantic comedy...well 90 minutes is 90 minutes.
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RomanticViolence
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| Quote: | Originally posted by moforn
Has hallmark been notified of this? |
I dont know about hallmark but i think it would be awesome if someone would make "Steak and Blowjob Day" Greeting cards.
Have you ever noticed how crayons are a lot like M&M's? All the colors tend to taste the same.
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newbreedbrian
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or on a shirt  steve im lookin in your direction 
The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, ?You know, I want to set those people over there on
fire, but I?m just not close enough to get the job done.? George Carlin
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godabandonedme
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I'm telling my girl about this holiday. Sounds great.
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XnMeX
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| Quote: | Originally posted by godabandonedme
I'm telling my girl about this holiday. Sounds great. |
Me and my girl participate in that holiday. She did one better by feeding me the steak while giving me head. What a champ! 
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RomanticViolence
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Seems like this idea was all ready thought of Steak and BJ day
Oh well.. it's good shit anyway
Have you ever noticed how crayons are a lot like M&M's? All the colors tend to taste the same.
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JawnDiablo
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i gotta penetrate me a myspace hoe..get me some steaks and blow jobs
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