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[*] posted on 9-12-2005 at 02:32 PM
The shit you wish that you never knew about your friends


This isn't really a " hate" topic it's more of a weird topic but i posted it in the hate forum because it moves alot slower and it won't be bumped to the next page in 2 days. Anyways...

Oh the shit people tell you when there drunk!.
I was at a cookout/party yesterday and me and a group of girls were sitting around drinking and taking about sex.

This one girl started telling me that her and her boyfriend like to cut each other with razor blades while there having sex. They rub there blood together and lick the blood off of each other. She also told me that she likes to be choked to the point wheres she is about to pass out while shes having an orgasm.

Needless to say i was a little freaked out about what she had told me. I really wish she didn't tell me that shit.




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[*] posted on 9-13-2005 at 05:57 AM


I'm glad she told you because it sure makes me feel really fuckin normal now.
i have this chick at work that likes frozen snickers bars inserted into her ass and having them eaten out of there....whos sicker eh?
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[*] posted on 9-13-2005 at 12:50 PM


HAHAHAHAHA! Oh man that is fucked up! :)



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[*] posted on 9-13-2005 at 06:28 PM


i got shat on once...accidentally so mybe i am worse for an involuntary scat party
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[*] posted on 9-14-2005 at 01:14 PM


This shit reminds me of a story about a girl my friend dated back in High School that I still give him shit for. We were all out one night (all of us being me and my girl and my buddy and this crazy bitch) wreakin' havok and gettin' frisky with the girls on a loading dock behind an abandoned warehouse (don't ask why, I'm not sure), when I hear him say "YOU WANT ME TO DO WHAT?!?!?" I can't help but burst out laughing, which didn't please my girl much as I was workin' on pleasing her at the moment, and I asked him if everything was cool. He said he needed to get home, so after another twenty minutes of rolling around on the dock with my girl, I drove everybody home, making sure he was last. After we got back to his house I asked him what the hell she had said to him and he told me that just as he was gettin' ready to go downtown (so to speak), Crazy Bitch pulled an orange out of her purse and asked him to peel it, shove it up her cunt and eat it out of there. I honestly don't think I stopped laughing for a good half hour after that.....

Related story: Crazy Bitch dated another guy a year or two later, I didn't know him at the time, but he later became a good friend of mine and played in a band with me. Anyway, he had a serious thing going on with Crazy Bitch but was a bit of a pussy hound and she came home one night to find him in their bed with another woman. She then picked up a butter knife and stabbed him in the fuckin' neck with it. She stabbed him hard enough that the knife was stuck in a tendon or something and he had to have some emergency surgery and still has a huge scar from it. And to this day, that friend of mine still says he wouldn't trade his worst experiences with women for mine, not that I can really blame hm.....




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[*] posted on 9-16-2005 at 02:39 AM


Whatever, those people that tell crazy stories like that are probablly lying. They are attention whores.
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[*] posted on 9-16-2005 at 09:46 PM


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Whatever, those people that tell crazy stories like that are probablly lying. They are attention whores.
I hope that wasn't directed at me, as these stories are dead true.



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[*] posted on 9-16-2005 at 11:57 PM


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Whatever, those people that tell crazy stories like that are probablly lying. They are attention whores.
I hope that wasn't directed at me, as these stories are dead true.


I second that!




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[*] posted on 10-12-2005 at 05:01 PM


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i got shat on once...accidentally so mybe i am worse for an involuntary scat party




haha.. haHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!
sorry man it couldnt be helped. ive always thought being puked on was bad but i feel so much better now.




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[*] posted on 10-12-2005 at 05:03 PM


i could tell a million of these but ill settle for two... now granted being "in love" and all ive actually gotten somewhat accustomed to a big wet kiss from my lady after she takes her mouth off the cock which may or may not make me a little fruity im not really concerned but my friend and his girl once made something they called a sex sandwich and this shit is just too far..she blows him and then spits it onto one slice of bread. hes simultaneously going down on her and when shes done he spits on another... they spread it on with a knife and eat it. brother ate a whole load on fuckin wonderbread. i dont care what anyone does in the bedroom but fuckin dont share it. i still get sick eating sandwiches from time to time. especially if someones doing laundry and the house is filed with the smell of clorox.
2. one night my ex and i are going at it like tyson in the mid eighties. fists havent started flying yet but theyre about to. somewhere in the middle of "you bitch whore fucking bitch ill kill you" my other roommate prances in the room.. all 6'5 220+ pounds of him and sits in the chair between us. in a leather miniskirt, big flowery grandma shirt and his hair pulled up in some sort of clip..and a pound of makeup. we immediately stop screaming and look at each other like we were just stricken with down syndrome..i think we stayed that way for the rest of the night. so while ill give him credit for keeping one or both of us out of jail or the morgue i didnt ever want to see that. ive got countless more but most of its shit that aint very funny and shouldnt be in a public forum. in closing share your life with your friends. share share share you fuckin hippies but keep at least a few of your deviant practices to yourself because once they know theyre always going to be thinking about it when they look at you.




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[*] posted on 10-12-2005 at 05:47 PM


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Whatever, those people that tell crazy stories like that are probablly lying. They are attention whores.


Don't talk shit about things you know nothing about. Douche.




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[*] posted on 10-12-2005 at 05:50 PM


to be fair, i'm sure we all know peopel like that.




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[*] posted on 10-13-2005 at 04:04 PM


i was actually shit upon
accidentally
my girl at the time was taking it in the pooper, riding me and when she with drew me, a chunk of shit dropped out of her gaping ass hole. yuck!
she immediatley took it away with a tissue and i got a shower.
havent raided the 3rd input since...
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[*] posted on 10-13-2005 at 11:42 PM


oh shit man thats a riot. ive never ventured there and after your post im less likely to try. although she begs for it. dont you baby?



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[*] posted on 10-13-2005 at 11:42 PM


ill be sleeping alone tonight.



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[*] posted on 1-2-2006 at 11:43 AM


hahah this thread is hysterica. I think I need to visit this forum more often.



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[*] posted on 1-3-2006 at 08:32 AM


Poop has no business with the sex.
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[*] posted on 1-3-2006 at 02:57 PM


Nailing a chick in the pooper is great. Sometimes you just have to risk getting some on ya.



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[*] posted on 1-9-2006 at 09:58 AM


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Nailing a chick in the pooper is great. Sometimes you just have to risk getting some on ya.



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[*] posted on 1-9-2006 at 02:31 PM


What can I say, I'm a risk taker.:P



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What can I say, I'm a risk taker.:P


Its worth the risk.




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[*] posted on 1-31-2006 at 04:17 PM


i admit i am tempted to raid the balloon knot on my new girlfriend.
take with force!
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[*] posted on 2-6-2006 at 09:40 AM


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i admit i am tempted to raid the balloon knot on my new girlfriend.
take with force!


Totally worth it. Go for it and come back with a story to tell!




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[*] posted on 2-6-2006 at 02:32 PM


DO IT!!!!!!!!!:P



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